[ SECRET POST #4125 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4125 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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05. [SPOILERS for NCIS]

[NCIS, Caitlin Todd]


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06. [SPOILERS for Black Panther]



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07. [SPOILERS for A Series of unfortunate Events]



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08. [WARNING for sex/dubcon]
https://i.imgur.com/IpzsszH.png
[American Horror Story: Murder House]



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09. [WARNING for sexual abuse]

[TGWTG/ChannelAwesome]













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Comments

Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

What are the weirdest comments, asks, answers, etc. you've ever received?

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

I got a PM once that asked "what do I have to do to get to have sex with that body?" I ultimately ignored it, but I had to wonder "what? Don't I (my mind) get to join?"

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

Once, on a one-shot I wrote where both leads end up dead, I got a comment that basically said: "So you've killed them both, huh? And now what are you going to do?"

I'm still not sure if they thought it was a WIP (it had a clear-cut ending and was marked as complete) or if they believed that killing characters in one story meant I couldn't write about them anymore.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

Once I had someone complain to me that I had plagiarized an idea of theirs that they hadn't written out or talked about anywhere. Apparently I can read minds and I just didn't know about it.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

Roleplaying comments or letting me know what their OC's pet thinks.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

Spinning off of yours: I had an RP friend who started talking as her characters outside the game. And not as a one-off joke. It would go on for an hour.

No, I don't think she was okay, based not only on that but on things I heard from mutual friends. :/

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

When I was in high school, bullies yelled something at me that I never figured out. It was something like "b-dip" or "beedeup." UrbanDictionary has returned nothing.

Back then it was really hurtful, even though it meant nothing. Now I just wonder WTF they were saying.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

Beedrill.

They were Pokemon in disguise.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[greghousesgf]

I don't know if this counts but a line in a kink fic I wrote (I was trying to describe a 3 way simultaneous orgasm in a creative way) showed up in WTF fanfic, a website that mostly quotes incoherent or very OOC lines in fics. I wasn't offended, in fact I thought it was funny, but I don't think the line was anywhere near as bad as what they usually put in there.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

Man, that site was funny(or at least I found it funny in my youth). I wanted a tote bag with the word "ministrations" on it. Or a host of other terrible quotes on it. How did you end up describing the simultaneous situation ?

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[greghousesgf]

"there were delicious jolts of sexual happiness zinging through all three of their bodies over and over till they were all thoroughly sated"
it's a bit purple, I'll cop to that, but it wasn't anywhere as ridiculous as what was normally on that site.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

'delicious jolts of sexual happiness' isn't exactly something that I'd use as a descriptor in an orgasm scene.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[greghousesgf]

shrug
I was trying to be a bit different

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

I once got a request to basically rewrite a fanfic of mine and include the requester's self-insert Mary Sue as the main character's best friend.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

This one has a twist.

Client at work, while I'm looking away: Are you married?

Me, mind whirling: Ex...cuse me?!

Client: Are you Mary?

Me: Oh thank God. I mean - no. Let me get her for you.

The joys of being hard of hearing, amirite? :P

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[syncing_feeling]

Guy confessed while we were in bed that he had a "doctors/nurses/gynecologists" fantasy, and proceeded to ask me if I had any wire coat hangers around. I nervous laughed but he was being completely genuine and started rifling through my wardrobe. :| Needless to say he got booted out the door quickly.

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[raspberryrain]

WHAT

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[dancing_serpent]

I don't exactly think they are weird, because they were comments on a dating site, and things there are often creeeeeepy:

1) "I want to lick honey from your perfect breasts."

2) "I want to take pictures of you tied up, barefoot, wearing only jeans and a tank top."


Also, people told me how romantic my dark fic (underage, Stockholm Syndrome) was. Reading comprehension what?

Re: Weirdest comments, asks, answers

[(Anonymous)]

Also, people told me how romantic my dark fic (underage, Stockholm Syndrome) was. Reading comprehension what?

Omg wtf is with those people? I wrote something that was very heavily emotional domestic abuse and one of the comments was like, "Awww, [abusive character] loves [other character] so much!"

Uh... dude, that's what you took away from this??