[ SECRET POST #4142 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4142 ⌋

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Comments

If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

- and assume you are allowed to do this to one person without going to jail - would you pick someone you thought would taste good, or someone you hate, just to kill them?

Like I could see picking Trump to get rid of him. But I wouldn't want to eat Trump. He's overweight and eats poorly and probably dried out from all that tanning.

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

dude, no, you want them fat and unhealthy. fat is what makes meat delicious.

i'll give you the tan, though. maybe it'd keep the moisture in?

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

Just skin him first. It's not like you eat brisket with the skin on.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

but the kind of fat that's in a person though? At least the other animals will have "cleaner" fat...I'd require a general physical and blood test.

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

Someone I hate. Because I don't really want to eat person.

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

Same. I'd power through out of spite, but I'm more interested in the "person being dead" part than the "eating said person" part.

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

This. I want my meat to come from animals who were specifically raised to be eaten, but I'd probably make an exception to rid myself of someone I absolutely loathed.

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Shine on you crazy frood vore anon!

(Isn't this one of the central conflicts of Santa Clarita Diet?)

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't watched it. Maybe I should?

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[cbrachyrhynchos]

It depends, if you'd love to see Drew Barrymore in a mashup of a family sitcom with Peter Jackson's Braindead/Dead Alive, it might be your thing.

Oh, and "My manager noted that you've been staring at the stethoscopes for a really long time."

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not sure whether I love or hate the fact that I'm just like "Oh, this guy again"

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[rosehiptea]

Seconded

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

Yay, you're back! I missed you, cannibal!anon!

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

Eat the rich.

Redistribute the wealth.

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[greenvelvetcake]

Are these rules like where if I eat them, I gain their power?

If so, Jeff Bezos, and take his money.

If not, Jeff Bezos, because fuck him.

Re: If you were going to eat a person

[(Anonymous)]

Man, I live in Seattle, and I feel nothing harder than "Fuck Jeff Bezos". Seriously, fuck him. I genuinely hope our head tax proposal works to scare him and all his shit off and we can get back to being a normal fucking city. First thing on the agenda: bulldoze those fucking glass balls he built downtown. Atrocities.