[ SECRET POST #4157 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4157 ⌋

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Comments

Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

Pet peeves, I guess.

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[kaijinscendre]

Cutting the roof of my mouth on some chips. :(

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

It seems like drug stores NEVER have all the prices listed for every item. I hate going through makeup or something and there is no price tag or anything. Why would you not list your price?

I've heard some online shopping websites have tried this technique too where they don't list the price, you don't see it until you "checkout". Fuck that so hard.

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

ughhhhh that's the worst at any time, and I can't even IMAGINE an online store doing that unless it's in some kind of extremely weird sale event or something

there's just no way in which that can possibly be a satisfactory user experience

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

When I see that things have no pricetags in stores, I usually comment on that with "so, if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it". Annoying as hell.

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

small children screaming in their backyard just to hear the sound of their own voice

restaurants having the gall to call themselves "authentic Japanese cuisine" and then serve yakisoba with ramen instead of soba

people who fuckin park their shopping cart in the middle of a grocery aisle and then walk more than 20 feet away to casually peruse the shelves elsewhere

the fact that ink for my printer costs more than driving to Kinko's to print documents

those goddamn Coke commercials with the quirky off-key "indie" singing YOU ARE OFF KEY STOP IT it's not cute it's gross

actually I'll stop because I'm a cranky old fart who hates everything right now.

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

herpy?

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

alas no

I remember herpy. hope he's doing okay.

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

People who don't understand the difference between foreign food and Americanized foreign food. Chicken Alfredo and General Tso's Chicken are still from America, dammit.

People who abandon refrigerated and frozen foods at random in supermarkets.

People who think that personal hygiene is optional.

People who don't understand the concept of personal space, period.

People who can't believe that their fate is not ruled by astrology, numerology, palmistry, et cetera.

Flat earthers, holocaust deniers, cult of personality followers, sheeple, whack job conspiracy theorists, crop circle frauds, so-called paranormal experts, "the aliens are already among us" types, pyramid power hucksters, raging egotists, diet of the week scam artists, illegal telemarketers, anti science creeps, my-ideology-is-always-better-than-yours idiots...

...need I go on?

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

I am 100% with you, anon. Every time someone says something like, "Oh, you know what Scorpios are like" or "That's such a Libra thing to do!" I roll my eyes back so far I can see my own brain stem.

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[greghousesgf]

a friend of mine introduced me to his friend and she went APESHIT because I wouldn't tell her my zodiac sign.

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like some people use astrology and Meyers-Briggs like a social crutch. It's like they need a framework to interpret people's actions and maybe feel like they can predict what they might do or feel that they understand them without actually having to get to know them.

Re: Stupid things you hate.

[(Anonymous)]

I use the occasional essential oil. You know, because they smell nice and mint oil makes me briefly remember what having clear airways feels like when my sinuses try to kill me. People who claim they cure cancer, wake the dead, prevent autism, and are safe to apply to skin undiluted (or depending on what oil, at all), have no side effects, are better than going to a doctor, or should be used on kids make me flip the fuck out.

“I’ll just put a couple drops on my tongue and no more migraines!”

“Yeah, dead people don’t get headaches, imagine that.”

Two of the biggest distributors work like Mary Kay and other homey domestic pyramid schemes. Made me boggle when I first heard how popular they are with evangelical Christians. I always thought of them as a hippie thing.