[ SECRET POST #4172 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4172 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

RAISINS ARE LIKE SMALL, LEATHERY BITS OF DELICOUSNESS. YOU CAN'T PUT GRAPES IN OATMEAL COOKIES.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[nightscale]

I DON'T WANT TO, BECAUSE I AM NOT A CRAZY-PERSON.

RAISINS BELONG NOWHERE, ACCEPT THIS TRUTH INTO YOUR LIFE.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

FIE ON YOU, RAISINS ARE CONCENTRATED WINE, AND ONLY FOR THE TRULY ENLIGHTENED AMONG US.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[nightscale]

THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE, BUT WHEN THE PURGE COMES WE SHALL SEE WHO IS LEFT STANDING.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

ALL HAIL THE RAISIN PEOPLE, ALREADY PURIFIED BY FIRE.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[nightscale]

AND THE FIRE SHALL CONSUME YOU FROM WITHIN, BURNING YOU TO A LIFELESS HUSK WHILE THOSE THAT SPURN THEM LIVE ON.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

GIVE US BUT ONE DROP OF MOISTURE AND WE BECOME WHOLE AND WHOLESOME AGAIN. WE ARE IMMORTAL.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[nightscale]

YOU BLOOD IS TOO SHRIVELED AND IMPURE, BOUNTIFUL FOR THE ENTERAL FIRE, BUT NO LONGER FIT FOR THIS WORLD.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

WE SHALL CONQUER AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!

https://youtu.be/JL3eTqsB73I

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[nightscale]

HEATHENS, WE WILL RISE UP AND DEFEAT THE DEFORMED MONSTROSITIES YOU WORSHIP AS FALSE GODS.

GRAPES OR NOTHING AT ALL.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

POISONOUS, BUNCH-BACKED TOAD!
YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING!
AND LIKE IT!

ALL HAIL THE RAISIN PEOPLE, THEY ARE TOO COOL FOR YOU.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[nightscale]

THE ONLY THING POISONOUS HERE IS THE BELIEF THAT RAISINS ARE YOUR SALVATION, YOU HAVE FALLEN TO FAR FROM GRACE AND YE SHALL BE JUDGED AND FOUND WANTING IN THE NEXT LIFE.

GRAPES ARE THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE YOU, ACCEPT THEIR BOUNTY AND SPURN YOUR FALSE GODS AS WE SMITE THEM INTO THE VOID.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

I SHALL NEVER FALL IN THE FACE OF SUCH BLASPHEMY. TORMENT ME WITH FIRE AND CAROB CHIPS, I WILL NOT RENOUNCE MY FAITH.

ALL HAIL THE RAISIN GODS.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[nightscale]

THEN WE SHALL MEET YOU ON THE BATTLEGROUND, ARMED AND PRIMED TO THE TEETH, FOR NONE SHALL WORSHIP FALSE GODS AND PROSPER.

(I've gotta go to bed now but this has been fun, thanks xD).

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

SCREW YOUR COURAGE TO THE STICKING PLACE, FOR THE ARMIES OF THE SUN SHALL NEVER FALL!

(I gotta do that, too. I salute your fortitude!)

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[(Anonymous)]

YOU KNOW WHAT SHOULD BE IN BISCUITS. CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

NICE THINGS THAT AREN'T POISONOUS TO THE UNPREPARED TASTEBUDS THAT WERE EXPECTING CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

RAISINS ARE POISON.

FUCK RAISINS.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

UNBELIEVER! YOU WILL BE SMITED WITH FIRE AND FURY.

CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE FOR THE WEAK AND CODDLED AMONG US. RAISINS ARE FOR THE STRONG!

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[(Anonymous)]

THEY ARE A WEIRD TEXTURE BETWEEN SMUSHY AND CHEWY AND THEY TASTE REVOLTING.

THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS OF SATAN.

AND GOOD. I WANT TO BE CODDLED. I WANT MY BISCUITS TO BE BAKED WITH LOVE. I WANT SOMEONE TO HAVE WANTED ME TO ENJOY THEM.

I DO NOT WANT YOUR HATE BISCUITS. RAISINS HAVE NO LOVE IN THEM. THEIR SOULS ARE AS SHRIVELLED AND HIDEOUS AS THEIR SKINS.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAME AND RIVERS OF BURNING CHOCOLATE! YOUR EFFETE AND CODDLED SOULS CANNOT BEAR THE SUN THAT MAKES US!

RAISINS ARE DELICIOUS SMUSHY LITTLE BITS OF TANGY HEAVEN AND TRULY ELEVATE ANY BISCUIT BEYOND THE PALE.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[nightscale]

YOU ARE ON THE RIGHTEOUS PATH NONNIE.

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

CHOCOLATE IS THE DEVIL'S CAROB
AND CAROB IS SATAN'S RAISIN

Re: Give me your "controversial" opinions.

[tabaqui]

AND RAISINS ARE LIKE UNTO GODS.
HAIL!

(and goodnight :D )