[ SECRET POST #4192 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4192 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

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[(Anonymous)]

I never understood why Jurassic park 3 was considered the worst of the original trilogy when the lost world exists. It's almost to the point where I wonder if anyone ever remembers how bad the second movie was or if they all just watched blinded by goldblum lust (which is another aspect I never understood. I thought dr Alan was hotter)

[(Anonymous)]

...did I write this in my sleep? Seriously +10000000

[(Anonymous)]

EXCUSE YOU CAN YOU PLEASE BACK OFF LOST WORLD OR I WILL SHANK YOU.

(I am sorry I just have many feelings about Lost World, okay.)

Do you suffer from...

[(Anonymous)]

...Not understanding Goldblum lust?

Might I recommend you feast your eyes on prime 80s B movie magic known as Earth Girls Are Easy?

I never saw the Jurassic Park films, even my Goldblum lust couldn't sustain me in the land of animatronic dinosaurs. But I'll take your word for all of it.

Re: Do you suffer from...

[(Anonymous)]

I loved earth girls are easy. But I still don't get goldblum list mostly because I'm not a fan of his stutter-stop acting style. he never came across as charismatic to me so instead I ended up lusting after Sam Neil in the JP movies. Ironically the only time I found goldblum even moderately fun was the latest Thor movie.

[(Anonymous)]

"The One Where a Raptor Says 'Alan'!"

No but honestly, 3 was miles better than Lost World. Nothing's ever gonna top the first one, and I'm willing to let Jurassic World eke it out over 3, but it's really not that bad. Cheesy, but fun.

[(Anonymous)]

The intelligent raptors were not the worst part of the third movie for me. It was the fucking stupid humans. Not to mention the fact that the central premise of that movie was a plot hole the size of the Chicxulub crater, ugh.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! After the first one, it's my favorite. Grant is my favorite human in the series.

[calystarose]

I thoroughly loved all of three, but jp3 will always hold a special place in my heart because of the 3d printer and Alan's cute boyfriend.

JW is sexist garbage that contained almost nothing that made the first three movies good. so *shrug*