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[ SECRET POST #4230 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4230 ⌋

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Right now? Hurt like hell.

Gives me heartburn after a nap. :(

Edited 2018-08-03 23:31 (UTC)

Not fucking sleep when it's supposed to. And when it does, not rest well.

High five.

Yes.

Yup. It fucking sucks.

Hey, mine does that too! Boy does it suck.

This week appeares to be UTI week for mine. One goes away, another one comes in. Huzzah.

Develop these horrible swelling bumps under my boobs and near my crotch that fill up with white goo, then pop. :(

Make kidney stones. There is no good reason to make kidney stones. And many reasons I would love for it not to make kidney stones. But still, it does.

Kidney stones are the worst.

Re: What stupid things does your body do?

meredith44 - 2018-08-04 03:27 (UTC) - Expand

Gives me heat rashes on my knees, only one knee at a time though.

Sleep paralysis, I would like it to not, but it's not going away ever. :/

Make uterine fibroids and a cyst. :(

Cough-variant asthma. It's the dumbest, least harmful chronic condition ever. Go outside, cough a little. Stop exercising, cough a little. Wake up, cough a little. The common cold ends in vomiting from the feedback loop of coughing, but eh.

Get headaches. And sore knee and elbow joints. And stay fat no matter what I eat or how much I exercise it, and grow Gaston-level body hair. And itch, although that’s an environmental problem. Just because poultry mites can’t live off human bloid doesn’t mean they aren’t trying. Stupid hell weather caused a population explosion of stupid bloodsucking bugs.

have acne and other oily skin fuckups for FORTY-SEVEN YEARS.

Migraine. Of all things I could have won in the genetic lottery, that one I could have done without.

Epic and violent level 9000 hiccoughs.

First bite of food? Hiccough. Sip of water? Hiccough. Oh? You want more hiccoughs? Okay. Here you go. Pull a muscle hiccoughing! Run to the bathroom and hiccough up the food you just swallowed!

Give horrible, horrible headaches when I laugh too much or too hard.

Also weird sudden jerks out of nowhere.

My brain tries to kill me

Give me migraines during my heaviest period days.

It insists on being in constant pain and loves to inflict sleep paralysis on me. It also likes to deprive me of sleep and then make sure that the quality of the sleep I get is terrible due to the aforementioned pain and sleep paralysis, with sleep apnea added on as a bonus 'fuck you.' Which reminds me, my C-PAP is due for a good cleaning...

Re: What stupid things does your body do?

(Anonymous) - 2018-08-04 14:01 (UTC) - Expand

menstruate every 23 days

Retain water during the week so that on the weekend when I want to get some sleep, nope, I'm getting up to pee out all the water I retained like every 30 minutes.

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