[ SECRET POST #4238 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4238 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

04. https://i.imgur.com/gbSqJAP.png

[(Anonymous)]

He's like a big square, this guy. Un settling.

[(Anonymous)]

This guy... this is not my kind of guy.

[(Anonymous)]

lmao

[(Anonymous)]

Lol I can't unsee it now either.

[(Anonymous)]

something about his proportions look off, like CGI

[(Anonymous)]

i thought the internet went crazy BECAUSE he looks like bernd the bread, not because it's hot

[nightscale]

... His head almost looks too small for his body.

[philstar22]

Mmmm, Kylo. Adam is one of those people who I don't particularly like their face (see also: Cumberbatch). But with the right hair, he looks hot (he looks even hotter with the facial hair he has in the Spike Lee movie currently being advertised). And his body, at least as Kylo, is really nice.

[ninety6tears]

Nah, the pants are bunching up his belly button area which makes his torso look a little shorter than usual.

https://goo.gl/images/LNp1o8

But yeah, that scene doesn't do it for me.

Ohhhhhhhh...

[(Anonymous)]

Who lives in a galaxy far far away?
KYLO RENPANTS!
Impulsive and emo and possibly gay!
KYLO RENPANTS!
If you're with the Force and the Force you are with,
KYLO RENPANTS!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a Sith!...

[(Anonymous)]

Also cannot unsee, but that's not a problem as I'm wasn't a fan of him to begin with.

[sparklywalls]

Personally I found this scene super awkward and weird already so...thanks for making it even worse I guess?

[(Anonymous)]

I feel obligated to add that according to costumers (pro and amateur), yes, his pants should really be that high in order to support having anything heavy at his waist/hips (his lightsaber and anything else).

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah this scene only served to make him even more unattractive to me. The whole thing between him and Rey in this scene felt weird as fuck.

[(Anonymous)]

They did him so dirty in this shot and I still can't figure out why:

Pants too high
Lighting too dark, making his head look too small
Lighting on actor's torso too bright, casting weird shadows and making his body look too wide
Scene awkwardly blocked, actor awkwardly placed, WHY is he standing slightly to the side????? It accentuates every flaw I've pointed out!

This is Film School 101 shit, too, if even ~I~ can spot all the fucking mistakes.

[morieris]

LOL

[(Anonymous)]

This.. actually makes me want to watch the latest movies.

It's the first time I've seen a male version of my own torso, and I find it.. weirdly hot. Like I think of his face every time I see a picture of the character.

I'm big boobed and short-waisted to the point my grandmother had to knit my high school uniform vests because I am quite literally a square on top and the ones you could buy, in order to give room for the ladies, ended up nearly at my knees! So short-waisted and big pecs? I am now slightly obsessed, I think.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, definitely not attractive...

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed, it's not a good look.

[(Anonymous)]

Adam driver does have a great body shirtless. I was amazed how they managed to make his great body unattractive in this scene, agreed with the other OPs here, with the high waist and lighting and framing.
For a better look at him shirtless, enjoy.

https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/814236807599847025/?lp=true

[anarchicq]

My theatre, including myself, laughed when it came onscreen so..there's that.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah I'm pretty sure nobody thought he was hot in that scene. And that's coming from someone who does think he's hot normally (I know, I know, but if folks are allowed to thirst after Benedict Cumberbatch). As far as I know, that scene became a meme the moment it happened.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never thought he was hot, and this scene certainly didn't help.

[digitalghosts]

I giggled. A lot. I do realise it is possibly due to him needing high waist trousers for whatever top he is wearing but ... they could have done a bit ... better.