fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #002 ]

[ SECRET POST #002 ]

⌈ Secret Post #002 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 073 secrets from Secret Submission Post #001.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, 08, January 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[Picture is Pence from the videogame "Kingdom Hearts II". He's a slightly chubby young boy with light olive skin, brown eyes and medium-length dark brown hair held up with a headband. He is wearing a three-quarters sleeved white shirt, a red vest with the picture of a dog chasing treats in the shapes of bones and the words "DOG STREET", blue denim pants/trousers and sneaker shoes. He is grinning good-naturedly and holding up a a pale aqua-green colored frozen treat.]

Overweight/average-looking/handicapped/unintelligent/FLAWED video game characters make me happy. Why does everyone have to be perfect?

warning for self-harm and wishes of violence and death to others

seriously, there are some very negative messed-up words in this secret, proceed at your own risk

[Picture is a photograph of a slitted wrist, although it looks like it might be fake blood? Possibly? There is a dismayed face emoticon above the wrist.]

I wish all angst authors would woe themselves to death. With a knife. So that it saves me the trouble of hunting them down, and beating them to death with their own emo wristbands. For fuck's sake, angst is -not- the only genre out there, people.

[Secret 3 has been lost to the ravages of time. A comment suggests it might have had something to do with losing friends to fandom?]

[Secret 4 has been lost, but it seems to be have been about the yaoi novel/manga "No Money", By Hitoyo Shinozaki and illustrated by Tohru Kousaka]

[Picture is Connor MacManus, as portrayed by Sean Patrick Flanery, and Murphy MacManus, as portrayed by Norman Reedus, from the 1999 movie "The Boondock Saints". They are both men with light olive skin and short brown hair wearing black coats and aiming handguns at someone with impassive faces.]

I would give up a lot to be one of them. Yes, I'm a girl.

[Picture is the five members of the American boy band "'N Sync".]

I used to read SLASH about them. Lance/Joey. It's what started me into yaoi in the first place. [wide open mouth smile emoticon]

[Picture is Lucretia Crescent and a young Vincent Valentine from the videogame "Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII". Lucretia is a woman with light skin and long brown hair done up in a sort of bun with long bits of hair falling around her face. She is wearing a white blouse, a purple skirt and a white lab-coat. Vincent is a man with light olive skin and short dark hair wearing a dark blue suit.]

Dirge of Cerberus absolutely destroyed all the respect I had for her. [Lucretia] Her only saving grace was her beauty. Which isn't a lot anymore. Seriously, Vincent was more stable than her. She was just a crying Mary Sue along with the other two.

[Picture is a crying baby.]

I wish that JUDGMENTAL ELITISTS who go around making people feel badly about their work for no good reason other than to make their opinion known would have the same thing happen to them. And I hope it makes them CRY.

[Picture is a screen-capture of the videogame "Resident Evil 3: Nemesis" where a woman is in a twisting hallway of what seems to be an old mansion, fighting against a giant tarantula.]

I HATE playing this game in the DARK.

[Picture is a gallery of the yaoi art and fanart website "y!gallery".]

I'm terrified my parents will catch me looking at yaoi. They think holding hands is scandalous.

[Picture is Nami strangling Zoro from the anime "One Piece". Nami is a woman with light skin, short red hair and wearing a sleeveless blouse and skirt, while Zoro is a man with tanned skin and short green hair wearing a white T-shirt (his face is currently purple). They are both aboard a ship.]

I get really pissed when people diss One Piece. (Shhhhh)

[Picture is FBI special agent Dana Scully, as portrayed by Gillian Anderson, from the TV series "The X-Files". She is a woman with light skin, gray eyes and short, wavy red hair reaching her chin. She is wearing a dark suit and an FBI identification card.]

My first Girlcrush.

[Picture is a simple lineart drawing of a female undulating creature? Sort of like a mermaid but she doesn't appear to have a fish-tail. She is wearing jewelry and soft fabrics that cover her arms and wrap around her tail. She has dark hair reaching her neck, and her ears are ending in something resembling fins. She is floating somewhere, possibly underwater.]

I hate 99% of all original characters. Yours are probably included. Especially if they look like this.

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[ SECRET POST #002 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Flawed characters in videogames

Secret 2 - Angst fanfiction? (warning for violence, self-harm, wishes of death to others)

Secret 3

Secret 4 - No Money (yaoi manga and novel)

Secret 5 - The Boondock Saints

Secret 6 - 'N Sync (musical group)

Secret 7 - Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII (videogame)

Secret 8 - Rough criticism/opinions in fandom?

Secret 10 - Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (videogame)

Secret 11 - Yaoi

Secret 12 - One Piece (anime and manga)

Secret 13 - The X-Files (TV series), Dana Scully (character), Gillian Anderson (actress)

Secret 14 - Original characters