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[ SECRET POST #4274 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4274 ⌋

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For me it's coffee. Everyone I know drinks it, but I just never acquired the taste for it. The closest I get is maybe a white mocha latte, but I would consider that more milk/sugar than actually coffee.

Tobacco and lots of hard drinks like whiskey. I drink coffee daily but with milk/sugar, can't drink it black at all.

My feelings exactly.

Ditto on the coffee. I won't even drink a latte. (Tea, on the other hand...)
Owning a car/driving. Sex. Getting in a long-term relationship and/or having kids.

I love tea. My tea shelf(ves) in the kitchen is a little bit... massive, lol.

Alcohol and weed. I've tried both, they're not for me, but people get really weird about the alcohol thing.

Yeah that's weird to me, and I enjoy alcohol. People are weird to me about the coffee thing too, like, somehow I am not an adult at 34 just because I don't like the taste of coffee? But somehow I've noticed people are even judgier about alcohol.

I went out with a bunch of co-workers and one girl wasn't drinking and some people were razzing on her and I was like, "Dude, seriously why do you care what she is or isn't drinking?"

Weed just does nothing for me. Like, maybe I've just had shit strains, but I've smoked a few times, and I felt exactly the same as when I was sober. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All it does to me is make me kinda woozy. It's not an enjoyable feeling.

Yeah my family is full of (dead) boozehounds and at least two (also dead) paranoid schizophrenics. No alcohol, pot, or other psychoactive drugs for me. I hate that people hassle me for being a puritan until I start listing dead relatives.

I drink coffee, but only for the caffeine effects.

People are always surprised when I say I don't like it because they see me drinking it, but it's at work, it's free, and I need to wake up in the morning.

I hate coffee too.
I also don't like cigarettes but not many people smoke around here.
Kids irritate me.

Coffee for me too.

Driving. I have been able to drive in the past (don't now due to psychological factors mostly) but I never thought it was fun or interesting and I know absolutely nothing about cars.

Having lots of shoes. I have five pairs and that's counting my flip-flops and my rainboots.

Edited 2018-09-17 00:37 (UTC)

"Sad boner" contemporary litfic.

Oh blech. +1

Do... do I even want to ask for a definition of what this means?

"I'm a middle-aged and middle-class guy, and no one understands my suburban academic and artistic pain, not my devoted wife, who I don't treat as well as she deserves, or the young manic pixie object of my infatuation who reminds me of my adolescence. My boners are so sad...."

Edited 2018-09-17 02:03 (UTC)

Re: "Adult" things you still have no interest/taste for.

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Wine and most beers. Too bitter. I like mixed drinks much better. Also Bailey's. And some beers that aren't so bitter. And hard cider.

Cider's the best.

Beer. I've tried but I've never developed a taste for it the way people said I would.

Beer is weird. I didn't like it for the longest time and then all of a sudden it was like a switch flipped and suddenly I started liking it.

NAYRT but my first beer was a warm Molson's at about 15/16 and yeah... I pretty much didn't touch beer again for about ten years because I assumed all beer tasted like lukewarm animal piss.

Then I tried some of the darker stuff like Guinness and I was like, "I was just drinking the wrong kind of beers for me! And warm beer probably all tastes gross!"

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A 9 to 5.

I want to do it for two years to save enough money to .... not do it.

Unless you come from money or sleep your way into it, a 9-5 isn’t going to make you that kind of money. Have you considered something a little more high risk and high profit, like crab fishing?

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Kids, sex, beer, drugs. I was curious about weed, but the smell's so offensive I couldn't be assed, and now the idea is forever tainted by a family member who is just blitzed all the damn time. It's the smelliest, most annoying thing.

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