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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2018-10-03 05:15 pm
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[ SECRET POST #4291 ]


⌈ Secret Post #4291 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Tom Hanks]


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[Tom Ellis from Lucifer and Tom Ellis with Miranda Hart in Miranda]


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[George R.R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire series]


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06.
[No One Lives]


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[Cloak and Dagger]










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[personal profile] morieris 2018-10-03 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the funniest secret I've read in a while. "ALL I KNOW IS THAT....HE IS MY ENEMY."

(Anonymous) 2018-10-03 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! This is hilarious, OP.
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[personal profile] sparklywalls 2018-10-03 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, the nice guy act would be the perfect cover for him actually being an evil genius plotting your downfall I guess!

(Anonymous) 2018-10-03 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally want to see a TV show or movie where Tom Hanks is the villain now.
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[personal profile] morieris 2018-10-03 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And this anon is the only person who realizes it and is constantly trying to prove it.

(Anonymous) 2018-10-03 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, yes. OP tearing their hair and going, "TOM HANKS IS LITERALLY SATAN WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME"
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[personal profile] morieris 2018-10-03 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"He's being MR. ROGERS in a movie next year. Isn't that the PERFECT cover for undercover money laundering???????"

"Oh, Bill, you're so paranoid!"

(Anonymous) 2018-10-04 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Somebody needs to make this a real thing now :D.

(Anonymous) 2018-10-04 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
DA-- I can see Hanks being all over this idea, too.

Nice guy playing evil guy is the perfect cover for an evil guy playing a nice guy, yeah?
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[personal profile] froodle 2018-10-04 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"I KNOW IT IN MY SOOOUUUL!!!! "

(Anonymous) 2018-10-03 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao

(Anonymous) 2018-10-03 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Silly post and all, but hoo boy, all it did was really make me hope that Tom Hanks never molested anybody.

(Anonymous) 2018-10-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Sad state of affairs, isn't it?

(Anonymous) 2018-10-03 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*gigglesnort*

(Anonymous) 2018-10-03 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I'm relieved this wasn't a reaction secret to some kind of abuse/rape etc news I somehow missed

2. This secret is fucking hilarious & I love you for creating it. You made me laugh.

3. You may be onto something. The Tom Hanks persona would be the PERFECT cover for a villain.

(Anonymous) 2018-10-04 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Lmao

(Anonymous) 2018-10-04 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I have a friend the same a you, OP. Just irrationally hates Tom Hanks.
Until he was included in 'Pizzagate', now my friend feels sorry for him.
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[personal profile] esteefee 2018-10-04 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
made me laugh

(Anonymous) 2018-10-04 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
At first glance this secret is funny. But if you're not trolling I seriously think you should see someone (a doctor) about that. It's not normal to irrationaly hate someone and believe they want (or could cause) you harm even when they don't know of your existence.

(Anonymous) 2018-10-04 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. It takes a special person to read that secret, look at all responses where people interpret it as a joke - and a pretty damn funny one at that - and think... but what if all those people are WRONG and this is a cry for help from a delusional OP? I'd better leave a comment so this nutjob who thinks Tom Hanks is their nemesis knows they should seek professional help because that will totally work.



tl;dr It was clearly a joke, calm down.
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