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Someone requested another crossover meme, but -- why stick with just crossovers? Here's your chance to request things from any fandom you like -- especially if the fandom is small, obscure, or has no request type of meme available. Hopefully someone else will come along and fill it out, or someone else's request will spark something off in your head that you just have to write --

So here you go!


PAN-FANDOM FANWORKS MEME


Anon is on like always!

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ETA: Sorry, link list's gone. Realizing it'd exceed the character limit.

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Lucifer gave a little whine and thunked his head against a tree. What was supposed to be a pleasant, agreeable afternoon talking to other people in the trade of underworld deities very quickly turned into each and every single deity indulging themselves in ego mania and leading to the sort of violent rows that were absolutely and utterly expected from this sort of get together.

“I told you so.”

He groaned inwardly, “Shut up, Sariel.”

Sariel gave a little eye roll and leaned against the tree. “Lux, really. The fact you weren’t expecting this frightens me.”

“I said shut up!” he threw his hands up in irritation and began to pace back and forth. Sariel watched him carefully. Something like this could lead to yet another break down. “God forbid one little thing I try to go goes right, huh?”

“Come on, I didn’t mean it like that,” she said. “Stop taking everything so personally. We managed to break up the fight and everyone’s getting on now. Admittedly, your display was pretty impressive.”

There was a moment’s pause as he stopped walking back and forth and gave Sariel a small grin. “It was, wasn’t it?”

“Would I lie to you?”

“Yes, quite possibly.”

She sank down onto the ground and leaned against the tree, grinning. “Well, I’m not lying about that. Incidentally, Azrael says that Hades is offering us one of Cerberus’ puppies as an apology gift.”

Lucifer nodded and sat down next to her, “What would we do with a three headed dog, Sariel?”

“Hell if I know,” she replied, grinning. “Teach it to eat the damned?”

“You’re sick, you know that?”

“It’s a perfectly good idea. I mean, we’re still trying to figure out what to do with all the people here, I see no reason that dismembering by adorable fluffy puppy that will be about a story tall by the end of it’s growth cycle is NOT a good means of using resources.”

“Alright, alright, I’ll consider it.” Lucifer rubbed the bridge of his nose and laughed slightly. “God, I don’t know why I keep you around, you homicidal maniac.”

“Because I let you screw me when you’re overly depressed when no other angel would and because of the fact I’m one of the few people who hasn’t tried to kill you in the past 75 years.” Sariel grinned and then pulled him into her arms, indicating that what she had said was actually sincere.

“Thanks,” Lucifer said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. “I love you too.”