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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2008-08-20 04:11 pm
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Someone requested another crossover meme, but -- why stick with just crossovers? Here's your chance to request things from any fandom you like -- especially if the fandom is small, obscure, or has no request type of meme available. Hopefully someone else will come along and fill it out, or someone else's request will spark something off in your head that you just have to write --

So here you go!


PAN-FANDOM FANWORKS MEME



Anon is on like always!



ETA: Sorry, link list's gone. Realizing it'd exceed the character limit.

HOLY CRAP MOSQUITON REQUEST. Well dang... this deserves a drabble at LEAST.

(Anonymous) 2008-08-21 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pfft. She'd probably fall in love with a clone of herself easily. Then she'd be too busy fawning over it to ever bother Master with her petty human desires again."

"... hn. Well, Momma Inaho does seem to be awfully fond of herself... but even if we could create a clone of her, I don't think I could stand the noise long enough to see if that plan would work." Yuki frowned from her position in the ice box, head in her hands.

"Yeah, you're right," Honoo snorted as he scooted himself closer to the fireplace, "The cacophony of whining would be unbearable. But really, we have to figure something out! Master is becoming more and more soft by the day. Just this morning, I caught him clipping her toenails."

The ice girl's nose scrunched up in disgust, "Again?! Can't that lazy girl do anything for herself? The very idea of a noble vampire such as Mosquiton doing such menial work is beyond absurd! Oooh. We really have to think of something, and fast! Before..."

The last thought hung in the air unfinished, as if Yuki didn't even want to ponder such a horrid idea as what had entered her head.

"It's only a matter of time before she wears down Master's common sense enough for him to do something so foolish. He may be a great member of his race, but in the end the blood of a man still runs through him." Honoo nodded sadly, "Che. I'd hate to think what would happen should Momma Inaho end up with child. Then she'd have a strangle hold on him forev--"

The fire guardian didn't get a chance to finish that thought as the little green-haired girl threw herself upon him, tears welling up in her eyes. He grunted at the sudden weight, but moved to rub her back soothingly. If not somewhat confusedly. Wasn't she bothered by the heat from the fireplace?

"Oh! Oh don't even suggest that, Honoo!" she cried, "That would be awful! You know very well who'd have to change the disgusting icky diapers, don't you?"

"Blech," Honoo's face contorted in displeasure, "And probably feed the little monster, too. Could you imagine Momma Inaho trying to make baby food?"

That caused another shutter to run through Yuki's body, but she leaned back to look at her fiery companion in the eyes. There was a moment of somewhat awkward silence as she finally seemed to realize she was sitting in Honoo's lap. A slow blush came over her cheeks, and she reached a hand up to cup the side of his face. Her lips parted with an unsure quirk, trying to muster up words to express...

"HONOO! YUKI!"

The all too familiar screech of a certain demanding teenager caused them to cringe in unison. So much for their hopes of a quiet evening.

"Coooooming Momma Inaho!"

((Er. Sorry. So very very rusty with writing. But I just had to do SOMETHING. It's my first fandom!))

[identity profile] hamburger.livejournal.com 2008-08-21 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... what the heck. I was logged in! Didn't mean to do that anonymously.

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.

[identity profile] seireiishtar.livejournal.com 2008-08-21 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Rusty? Pffft, that was wonderful! Oh wow, thank you! I wasn't even expecting anyone here to know the show! XD