[ SECRET POST #2324 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4324 ⌋

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[(Anonymous)]

ACT ONE

At the Kwik-E-Mart.

MAN 1
I need one twenty-nine-cent stamp.

APU
That's a dollar-eighty-five.

MAN 2
I'd like two dollars worth of gas, please.

APU
Four-twenty.

MARTIN
How much is your penny candy?

APU
Surprisingly expensive!

[(Anonymous)]

sorry, I LOLed

[(Anonymous)]

Also, he was willing to sell an opened and expired package of ham for a discount price. Because of it, Homer ended up in the hospital. "Whoo-hoo, cheap meat!"

[(Anonymous)]

Homer: Your old meat made me sick!

Apu: Oh, I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp?

Homer: This shrimp isn't frozen! And it smells funny.

Apu: OK, ten pounds.

Homer: Woo hoo!