[ SECRET POST #4380 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4380 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

what? how does that even work? like how do you even work that into a fic? where does it go?

like "Captain America headed for the hangar but stopped to visit the bathroom because he didn't want to have to poop mid-flight. He sat on the toilet and pooped (admittedly he had to strain a little for he had eaten too many carbs the day before), then wiped his anus and pulled up his pants and washed his hands because that's the hygenic thing for one to do after wiping a poopy anus through some wads of thin paper. Then he continued on with his superheroing day saving the world"??

"Batman bitterly contemplated his life choices while sitting on the toilet and farting grimly"?????

[(Anonymous)]

FARTING GRIMLY LMAO

[(Anonymous)]

*picturing this easily* You would fart grimly too if you finally got out of your latex body suit, I'm sure. He's probably been saving it for days.

[(Anonymous)]

What other way could Batman fart?

[morieris]

I am actually crying laughing at this description.

[(Anonymous)]

BRB, dying of laughter at "poopy anus" :D.

[mishey22]

If anyone were to fart grimly, though. lol I'm actually crying, anon

[(Anonymous)]

A friend of mine had a friend who did something like this ... really. Deep moments of personal growth and thought, while on the toilet.

We started writing drabbles about random serious characters on the toilet, and called them dribbles. :p

[(Anonymous)]

DRIBBLES OH MY GOD

[(Anonymous)]

But Batman piece is perfect! I can't imagine why someone would object writting like that!