[ SECRET POST #4382 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4382 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 09 secrets from Secret Submission Post #627.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Secret is even better if you treat plumbing as a euphemism.

[(Anonymous)]

Sort of OP here (someone else made the secret) and honestly I doubt he’d be much good at *wink wink nudge nudge* plumbing, considering the whole “made up of death from head to foot” “this face that condemns me to wallow in blood/has also denied me the joys of the flesh” thing. Also if he actually smells like a corpse and it’s not just a bathing in cistern/sewer water issue, I’d be way more grossed out by that than his (lack of) looks.

Also Kay!Erik, possibly the most sex-obsessed walking corpse ever, did his damndest to kill his raging boners with opium and ended up killing himself, possibly while dying the little death in Christine’s arms. Literally having my boyfriend die mid-coitus=no thanks.