[ SECRET POST #4399 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4399 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Cassandra Clare & her books: TMI/TID/TDA]


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[Doctor Who]


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[Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir]


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[Charmed]


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[Criminal Minds - season 4, episode 8 "Masterpiece"]


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07.
[Tidying Up with Marie Kondo]











Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Gosh, really? Thanks for letting us know.

[(Anonymous)]

Speak for yourself. I am a recently landed alien from the Monogamy Quadrant of planet Sexfuck 9. The female that produced me buried my amniotic sac in the soil near the base of a volcano. I did not require an elder's watchful presence as your humankind initially do, for I was born of the soil, a homunculus, small but fully formed. All my days I ate and slept and searched for a mate to love me passionately and share with me the bliss of fornication. Never did I stop to tarry with my fellow Sexfuckians, as you humans do, for they had nothing to offer me, nor I them. The mate was All, as is the nature of things.

Then your people ensnared me and transported me here, where the practices of love are strange and indiscriminate. Your ways fill me with consternation, human. The inbreeding alone must frequently threaten the decimation of your species.