[ SECRET POST #4478 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4478 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it's ridiculous to magic away your poo. Sounds darned convenient to me. In fact, I don't know why wizards would ever deviate from that? Plumbing seems like more work for them.

[(Anonymous)]

That's not the only part people are laughing at. It's the whole relieving themselves wherever they stood bit.

[(Anonymous)]

One, shutting your pants and then vanishing it is both funny and absurd

Two, it adds nothing to the universe and creates a bunch of fun new questions like "why did they add plumbing? Do purebloods still vanish their shit as a status symbol? Do the Slytherin dungeons have toilets? Does Draco Malfoy know how to use a toilet?"

[(Anonymous)]

Why DID they add plumbing? That's what JKR needs to explain.

[(Anonymous)]

Slytherins added plumbing specifically so it could be infested with snakes, obviously.

[(Anonymous)]

AVPM is suddenly more canon than it was previously.

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone at Hogwarts walked around shitting their pants for centuries because they thought they were too good for Muggle privies.

That's so ridiculous that it sounds like a rejected SNL sketch.