[ SECRET POST #4484 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4484 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Chopped]


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03.
[Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse]


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04.
[Jason Momoa in Aquaman]


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05.
[Parks and Recreation]


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06.
[Captain Marvel & Unicorn Store]


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07.
[The Umbrella Academy]

















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 22 secrets from Secret Submission Post #642.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Inspired by 4: What media is mostly unredeemable except for the male/female eye candy?

[(Anonymous)]

^

Re: Inspired by 4: What media is mostly unredeemable except for the male/female eye candy?

[(Anonymous)]

Underworld. The Resident Evil movies.

Re: Inspired by 4: What media is mostly unredeemable except for the male/female eye candy?

[(Anonymous)]

Bless the RE movies for all the equal opportunity eye candy.

Fuck them for making me watch Oded Fehr die like... three times.

Re: Inspired by 4: What media is mostly unredeemable except for the male/female eye candy?

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I rewatched the first Underworld movie last Halloween, and it was better than I thought it would be. That said, you're still totally right that the main draw is teh sexy supernatural beings.

I was going to say that there are no movies I enjoy because of the eye candy, but Underworld qualifies, I think. It's juuust good enough, that once I factor in the hotness, it becomes enjoyable.

Re: Inspired by 4: What media is mostly unredeemable except for the male/female eye candy?

[kaijinscendre]

Shadowhunters.

Re: Inspired by 4: What media is mostly unredeemable except for the male/female eye candy?

[(Anonymous)]

For me, Aeon Flux (live action movie)

Re: Inspired by 4: What media is mostly unredeemable except for the male/female eye candy?

[(Anonymous)]

(same anon) not just people eye candy, also cinematic eye candy. Plot is nonsense, characters are sexy nonsense, but visually it's SO my jam.

Re: Inspired by 4: What media is mostly unredeemable except for the male/female eye candy?

[(Anonymous)]

For me it's a toss up between Johnny Mnemonic and the mostly forgotten Phantom movie.
( Phantom as in "The Ghost Who Walks", not the Phantom of the Opera. )
If I overthought this too much, the winner would be the Phantom. In the comics, the titular character is intelligent and resourceful. In the movie, he is socially isolated, and has a lower functional IQ than a third rate copy of Tarzan. Uuuuugh.