[ SECRET POST #4498 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4498 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 19 secrets from Secret Submission Post #644.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

Choose Your Fighter

[(Anonymous)]

Sonic movie? Or Detective Pikachu? You can only pick one

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[kaijinscendre]

Detective Pikachu because the CGI characters don't give me nightmares.

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[(Anonymous)]

Real question why would anyone pick live action Sonic?

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[morieris]

What's the criteria? The better movie? Pikachu.

The FUNNER movie? SONIC!

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[(Anonymous)]

Detective Pikachu, no question.

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[nightscale]

Detective Pikachu without question, those little suckers actually look cute.

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[(Anonymous)]

Pikachu. Because with Sonic... those teeth. Oh god those teeth.

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[(Anonymous)]

Sonic. The Pikachu movie disturbs me more because that's not the Pokemon I know and love, and I was never really into Sonic so the awfulness doesn't hurt my soul as much and I can just laugh at it.

Sonic is a murderer!

[(Anonymous)]

From Reddit: Sonic let off an EMP powerful enough to knock out electronics on the entire Pacific Northwest.

According to GoNorthwest, the area has a population of around 15 million. Bump Reveal estimates that 3,978,497 babies are born every year in the United States.

Using statistics from Bliss it is estimated that about 1 in 7 babies in the UK require a neonatal unit upon their birth. Assuming this statistic translates to the United States, this would mean that 568,365 need this treatment in the US yearly.

The United States has approximately 327.2m people living there, meaning that the Pacific Northwest holds approximately 4.5% of the US population, translating to 25,576 babies needing neonatal treatment in the area yearly.

Using Bliss's statistics again, it can be seen that the average stay in the neonatal clinic for a baby is one week. Considering there are 52 weeks in a year, this means that 1/52 of this figure are in the clinics at any one time.

This translates to 491 babies in the area where Sonic the Hedgehog immediately cuts complete power and life support to. Sonic is literally a mass baby murderer.

I'm sorry.

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[bur]

Sonic is clearly an Old One who's been released from his imprisonment in R'lyeh. Detective Pikachu will go mad from despair upon witnessing true horror.

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[syncing_feeling]

Sonic fhtagn!

Re: Choose Your Fighter

[bur]

Iä! Iä!