[ SECRET POST #4498 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4498 ⌋

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Comments

Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

https://mobile.twitter.com/neonwario/status/1123212844596592641

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, I would literally eat someone's raw dick for that much money.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

what's wrong with the burger?

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

Sure, why not? I could pay off my student loans with that money.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[11thmirror]

Uuuuh... yes? I would eat one of my own kidneys for a hundred million dollars. That burger doesn't even look like it's got blue cheese lurking in it or anything.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[syncing_feeling]

"Lurking" is such a perfect way to describe blue cheese. Urgh.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[greghousesgf]

I like blue cheese. that damn thing's got mayo on it.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

No, I prefer to work for my money. I don't need a handout!

Haha, just kidding, I would take it in a heartbeat if the no tricks was true.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a vegetarian but...what is special about it? It just looks like a burger? I would probably have my girlfriend eat it because she's not a vegetarian and we share finances.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

Hell yeah, I'd eat that even not for $100,000,000. It looks fucking delicious.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

Is it made of Ebola or, like, people? Because otherwise this seems like a stupid question.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

and yet therein lies the jest

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

So the burger’s made of the jester that thought that question was funny? That’s tough, but fair.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

Did someone shit on it? Is it made from cannibalistic cows that ate brain and spinal cord fragments? Is there ground glass mixed with the meat? Is it made from human babies? If it’s a standard beef burger and nothing horrible went into it or will happen to me if I eat it, I’d eat it and donate half to farm animal rescues or something to assuage my “broke my 25 year vegetarian streak” guilt.

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

Don't even need to look at it... Yes, I absolutely would!

Re: Would you eat this burger for $100,000,000

[(Anonymous)]

If the burger costs less than I make in a month and isn’t raw and won’t give me a prion disease, sure.