[ SECRET POST #4519 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4519 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Cow and Chicken]


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03.
[Mary Death]


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04.
[Deus Ex: Mankind Divided]


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05.
[unrelated art by Kono Bairei]


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06.
[Absolutely Fabulous, Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley]


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07.
[Jigokuraku]


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08.
[Ruby Rose as Batwoman]


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09.
[Good Burger]











Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 31 secrets from Secret Submission Post #647.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

01. https://i.imgur.com/0Z1t9UF.png

[(Anonymous)]

What's a bat nipple moment?

[(Anonymous)]

One of the Batman films from the 90s had nipples on the bat costume and everyone made fun of it forever and couldn't take it seriously anymore

[thewakokid]

For real.

Batman was able to live down Rainbow Batman, but the nipples... everyone always remembers the nipples...

[(Anonymous)]

Really though, it gets sillier and sillier the more you think about it.

Batman, the supposed genius detective who plans deliberately for everything and tries to prep for all possible outcomes, designed his suit. And put nipples on it. Not even useful nipples. Deco nipples.

Batman must have sat there and designed decorative nipples, then spent loads of time actually producing a power suit with deco nipples on it.

[(Anonymous)]

Batman sat in his cool, dark, edgy Batcave, poring over the schematics for his latest suit.

"It's missing something," he said to himself for the third time this hour in his gravelly Batvoice, because you know he totally talks to himself in that. Except what? Bullet shielding, check. Impact shielding, check. Thermal shielding, check. Extra pockets for Batarangs and foldable grappling hooks, check.

His hand strayed toward his pencil. "It's missing something..."

[(Anonymous)]

Please keep going! I am in serious need to read a whole fic about this now!

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, they're useful if they distract the enemy

[(Anonymous)]

If it's a good enough excuse for female superheroes to wear titty armor...

[(Anonymous)]

But there was so much more wrong with the movie than the nipples - that's just what everyone, forgive the pun, latched onto.

There was just way too much going on, the tone was uneven as hell (Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze seemed like he was in completely different movie from everyone else), the character dynamics were just odd, and a good amount of the lines felt like they were trying for catch phrases. It had a lot of issues.

[(Anonymous)]

You know what? I didn't like Endgame all that much but now that you remind me of the bat nipples I realize it could have been far worse. Thanks, OP! <3

[(Anonymous)]

Gosh, what if there had been iron-nipples?

[(Anonymous)]

I never liked Avengers from the get-go so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯