[ SECRET POST #4526 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4526 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 19 secrets from Secret Submission Post #648.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

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[(Anonymous)]

What is with Jurassic Park and screwing velociraptors anyways?

[(Anonymous)]

I can't tell whether you read the secret's 'bonding' as boning, and you are referring to a widespread carnal desire for velociraptors, or whether you meant screwing as it pertains to the the inaccurate representation of the raptor group's biology.

Either way I would be THRILLED to hear you elaborate.

[(Anonymous)]

Would love to say all of the above, but I do mean carnal desire for velociraptors... I actually have never seen any of the movies, but once when I was looking for fic I found a bunch of Alan/Velociraptors. I must have clicked on something weird, but I've seen more of it since then just causally. It creeps me out tbh.

I thought it was a thing... but maybe not?

[(Anonymous)]

Most of the highly-kudosed People/Velociraptors that I've stumbled on has been nonsexual bonding (sometimes romantically described, but still not with boning.)

There's definitely some porn out there because fandom is fandom, and you might've fallen into a nest of that, but a lot of what's under the /Velociraptors tags is more along the lines of Pernese dragons or wolfbrothers or Companion/Herald sort of stuff, although usually without the telepathy. And if you don't know the fandom it's not always obvious from the headers that there's no boning.

And there's also that one Yuletide fic that's just objectively creepy because it was written by dewclaws guy.

[(Anonymous)]

Huh. That does explain a lot, colour me relieved;;

[(Anonymous)]

Alan/raptors? Man that's weird. I have seen Muldoon ("clever girl" guy) and raptor. But only as a crack fic. And this piece from from the toast: http://the-toast.net/2015/04/27/if-the-velociraptor-from-jurassic-park-were-your-girlfriend/

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT but there’s at least some dinofucking fic in my fandom that has nothing whatsoever to do with dinosaurs, so I know it exists.

[(Anonymous)]

It's probably a crossover with the Amazon bizarre monster erotica genre, including Chuck Tingle's famous and Hugo-nominated "Space Raptor Butt Invasion." I suspect that that the bizarre monster erotica stuff started using dinosaurs before the recent Jurassic World movies.

(It was a joke nomination pushed by the Rabid Puppies, a group that were hopping mad that feminist and multicultural science fiction was getting nominated. Chuck Tingle trolled them right back. He didn't win.)

[(Anonymous)]

Just as a data point, wikipedia lists December 2014 for the publication date of Chuck's first story, "My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass."

[(Anonymous)]

The art of Owen and baby raptors was so cute. Plus it's interesting to imagine how they were raised.

[jadeile]

+1, me too. Whenever I re-watch Jurassic World I go look for fanfics and there's maybe one new fic along these lines. Cue much sad. Thankfully they've stopped being "inspired by Macx's Pushing Boundaries verse" or "for Macx" now, so at least we get something that's more along the lines of the actual movies and less this BNF AU whenever we get a new morsel.

[(Anonymous)]

I miss his connection with the squad; I feel like the sequel kinda ruined that when they made him be the one who was cool with letting them die a fiery volcano death and Claire be the activist who wants to save the dinos :,(