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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2019-06-06 06:34 pm

[ SECRET POST #4535 ]


⌈ Secret Post #4535 ⌋

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As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-06 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Favorite "as seen on TV" product from childhood!
kaijinscendre: (simba)

Re: As Seen on TV

[personal profile] kaijinscendre 2019-06-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I never had one but I loved the Magic Bullet commercial. Especially the lady in the night gown who was smoking.

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-06 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I still want a magic bullet. LOL.

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-06 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yessss!

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
An absolute classic in the very specific genre of things that were always on the TV in the house lounge in my dorm in the middle of the day in college

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Love the Magic Bullet commercial. I actually have one and like it for making smoothies and baby food.

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi, I'm Jerry Baker, and I'd like to introduce you to the Garden Weasel"

https://youtu.be/jwLxN8IKy3s
el_regrs: (LOL)

Re: As Seen on TV

[personal profile] el_regrs 2019-06-06 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The knife one where the dude slices the pineapple in half, midair.

Actually, I don't really care about the products. I just love seeing the different ways the commercials basically show how we as people are too dumb to take care of ourselves, haha.

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-06 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Chia Pets ride or die

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Chi-chi-chi-chia!

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hell fucking yes.

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Lee Nails or Ginsu Knife

I am an Olde.

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I remember those too. :)

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Shamwow, honorary mention.

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
How come no one's mentioned the Slap Chop guy yet? XD

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
“Head On! Apply directly to the forehead.”

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god that was a shitty product and commercial.

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Head on! Apply directly to forehead

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
CLAP ON!

*clap* *clap*

CLAP OFF!

*clap* *clap*

CLAP ON CLAP OFF

THE CLAPPER!

Re: As Seen on TV

(Anonymous) 2019-06-07 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything from Danoz Direct.

"Buy this product and get a free set of steak knives."