[ SECRET POST #4563 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4563 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[XKCD's What If?]



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[Poirot/Columbo]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 08 secrets from Secret Submission Post #653.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[tabaqui]

Right there with you. Boring in the movies, too. And how about *one woman* somewhere, sometime, who reaches down to finger her clit while having penetrative sex? Surprise, Hollywood - a *lot* of women can't get off by just being fucked, there has to be *something* else going on.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[(Anonymous)]

Ha, I was just rewatching a song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend where one character is imagining her sort-of love rival taunting her about all the stuff she can do “that no human should be able to do”, which includes near-contortionist yoga positions, fearlessly getting tattoos, and, yes, coming vaginally. I feel like that’s the single acknowledgement I’ve ever seen in something even approaching the mainstream - and that is in an online version of the song only (tv version was orgasming instantly... not sure why one’s considered less explicit than the other).

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[tabaqui]

Heee.
Well, I have tattoos, and I'd say i got them rather fearlessly.....

But yay!

How weird. I guess touching yourself is more...obscene? Who freakin' knows.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[philstar22]

According to Hollywood, female pleasure is obscene. Male pleasure, on the other hand, is not. Nor is rape.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[tabaqui]

YES.

Good gods, how i'm sick to fucking death of rape scenes. Graphic, horrifying, and filmed in such a way as to be *sexy*.
*gags*

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[(Anonymous)]

Well the last season of the same show had an episode where the main female character masturbated all day to gay porn, so I don't know if that's the issue there.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[tabaqui]

Who knows!