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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2008-10-05 05:02 pm

[ SECRET POST #639 ]


⌈ Secret Post #639 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Re: 116

[identity profile] albhedpotion.livejournal.com 2008-10-06 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Well, not the OP, but I bet I can help out. ;D On an RP journal, no less, but why should I both logging off? Being only 21, I think I'm still allowed to be affiliated with gaming--BUT DON'T TELL THE OP JUST IN CASE.

Clearly if fanfic is out of the question, you'd better give up fanart and role-playing as well if you dabble in either of those. Maybe in order to remove the temptation in your life, you should forgo all kinds of entertainment that doesn't have to do with cooking or cleaning. (The internet, too; that's just too newfangled for all the old-fogies in the world.) You can't very well start to write fic about the dishwasher cheating on Dawn with the off-brand of dishwashing soap--or could you? Uh oh.

Martial arts is definitely a no-no. At thirty, you're clearly over the hill, so I'm betting water aerobics and yoga is about all you should be straining yourself with, my dear. Better replace that video gaming club with a bridge/pinochle group too. Or you could maybe try having an Oprah Book of the Month Club Chapter, but there again you run the risk of bringing back those immature desires. :{ Best to just avoid all that. And since clearly any woman thirty plus must be a troll/hag in order to be on the internet with all the youngins, liposuction, plastic surgery, and a fortune spent on cosmetics is going to be a necessity. In fact!! Maybe ladies who are twenty-five and older and still not out of fandom ought to start saving up money and days off for those expensive surgeries, because hag-dom surely is not a transformation that occurs overnight.

I guess the only solution for any woman 30+ who wants to selfishly devote time to fandom or fic should just pop out a bunch of kids and devote the rest of their lives to slavishly looking after them and their interests!

Re: 116

[identity profile] sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com 2008-10-06 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Why yes, because those of us with children clearly stopped enjoying our lives the moment we conceived our first child! It's actually biologically impossible for a woman with children to enjoy her life outside of her role as a mother. Trufax.

Re: 116

[identity profile] albhedpotion.livejournal.com 2008-10-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but you didn't know? Having children is supposed to be like having intellectual and social suicide! Where on earth would you find the time to do anything in between running them to school, to hockey practice, to ballet, to day care, to birthday parties, or whatever else? If you still have a life, m'dear, you surely must be doing it wrong like everyone else still stuck in fandom. Hell. We should all just go get lobotomies and make it easy on ourselves.

For the record, I have a deep respect for mothers (I had one too), and I hope that you didn't actually take my final sentence with any seriousness. There does seem to be an expectation, though, that women--once married and with children--should devote their lives solely to their husband and children. Or at least, growing up and living in a Southern state, I have seen it. It's kind of scary actually.