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fandomsecrets2008-10-05 05:02 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2008-10-05 05:02 pm
[ SECRET POST #639 ]
⌈ Secret Post #639 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
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Re: 116
Clearly if fanfic is out of the question, you'd better give up fanart and role-playing as well if you dabble in either of those. Maybe in order to remove the temptation in your life, you should forgo all kinds of entertainment that doesn't have to do with cooking or cleaning. (The internet, too; that's just too newfangled for all the old-fogies in the world.) You can't very well start to write fic about the dishwasher cheating on Dawn with the off-brand of dishwashing soap--or could you? Uh oh.
Martial arts is definitely a no-no. At thirty, you're clearly over the hill, so I'm betting water aerobics and yoga is about all you should be straining yourself with, my dear. Better replace that video gaming club with a bridge/pinochle group too. Or you could maybe try having an Oprah Book of the Month Club Chapter, but there again you run the risk of bringing back those immature desires. :{ Best to just avoid all that. And since clearly any woman thirty plus must be a troll/hag in order to be on the internet with all the youngins, liposuction, plastic surgery, and a fortune spent on cosmetics is going to be a necessity. In fact!! Maybe ladies who are twenty-five and older and still not out of fandom ought to start saving up money and days off for those expensive surgeries, because hag-dom surely is not a transformation that occurs overnight.
I guess the only solution for any woman 30+ who wants to selfishly devote time to fandom or fic should just pop out a bunch of kids and devote the rest of their lives to slavishly looking after them and their interests!
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Re: 116
For the record, I have a deep respect for mothers (I had one too), and I hope that you didn't actually take my final sentence with any seriousness. There does seem to be an expectation, though, that women--once married and with children--should devote their lives solely to their husband and children. Or at least, growing up and living in a Southern state, I have seen it. It's kind of scary actually.