[ SECRET POST #4586 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4586 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Cowboys & Aliens, Jonah Hex, Django Unchained, Wild Wild West, The Good The Bad The Weird, The Magnificent Seven]



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02.
[Top Gun: Maverick]


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03.
[Star Wars]


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04.
[Stranger Things]


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05.
[Jessica Jones, season 3]


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06.
[Horizon Zero Dawn]


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07.
[McLeod's Daughters]


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08.
[Elsinore]







Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 54 secrets from Secret Submission Post #657.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"A Jedi craves not these things"

Why do you think that? Or rather, why do you think that Jedi are not supposed to look like or desire body types that are considered conventionally attractive* in your neck of the universe at the present time?

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure that's a joke reference, dude.

[(Anonymous)]

That's obvious- but OP was using that to make a point about what they felt was relevant.

Personally, I think that what body would considered "suitable" for Jedi stunts is irrelevant. Jedi's regularly perform feats on themselves and on other objects that defy the laws of physics.
Do you really need to worry about your rack if you ignore gravity at will?

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt yeah baby rocket tits dont look right on a jedi who's meant to be lithe

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I'm sure those tits would get in the way a bit of Jedi business. Being of somewhat similar proportions (not quite as cartoonish), I can confirm they are a pain in the ass and, were I a Jedi, I definitely Would Not Crave.

[(Anonymous)]

Aren't jedi's warriors or something? Having a stringbean body would kinda work against that, plus they probably have better things to do than 'using the force' to make their boobs/dicks look bigger.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, well I'd hate to snap in half during a serious light saber battle like I would with that waist and top heavy rack.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree. Look at all the skinny and titty hate that responded to you. I bet these pretentious haters all consider themselves ~pRoGreSsIvE tHiNnKeRs~ too.

Rey gets sexualized in artwork, people. Who cares? Fanartists can draw whatever they want and y'all can get over it. I bet it'd take two seconds on Deviantart to find a picture of Rey weighing 400 pounds ready to crush someone's face with her mondo ass and I don't see anyone complaining about that.

[(Anonymous)]

DA no one goes to deviantart anymore BECAUSE theres so much inflation art hahaha