[ SECRET POST #643 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #643 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com (I love you chatbox people)

early 'cause I have to go to class, sorry!

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 69 secrets from Secret Submission Post #092.
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Comments

[sincere]

115. Wow, what happened in Hellsing? (And can I take it there was hawt Alucard/Integra?)

121. I totally shipped Ulath/Tynian (and Sparhawk/Ehlana) but I always really wanted to slash someone with Bevier, I think.

[kali1967.livejournal.com]

I just commented with my still-passionate wishing for some Ulath/Tynian/Bevier. Mostly because Bevier was just so damn adorable. Although when he decaptitated that random guy? Totally hot :D

[sincere]

He just chops off the head of this guy disagreeing with him, and then falls to his knees and starts praying for his soul. And everyone in the room is like "sdfkjhsdlgkj can't hit a guy who's praying. I guess... we should also pray?"

Bevier wins forever.

Also, fucking hot.

That is still one of my favorite books ever. Political intrigue + awesome ass-kicking sarcasm-wielding heroes + epic siege storyline = the way to my heart kthnx.

[hungryblackmage.livejournal.com]

Don't forget him shaking the blood off the axe and onto the soldiers as they do it.

Bevier for life <3

[the-summoning-d.livejournal.com]

Word. Also Sparhawk/Kalten, and I thought Vanion and Sephrenia were adorable together ^^

[shebit.livejournal.com]

For me Vanion/Sephrenia was always the best love story. The whole unspoken passion thing, that you could only tell how they really felt through tiny, subtle signals in what they said and did. Until the later stuff, of course, when he retired and they finally admitted their feelings.

Sparhawk/Kalten was true bromance.

[the-summoning-d.livejournal.com]

Yeah :) It was really sweet.
And bromance ftw, naturally XD

115 SPOILERS

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

A whole bunch of crazy nonsensical shit. It kind of turned into a crack series and then ended with Alucard becoming Integra's trophy wife, which is completely awesome in its own way.

Re: 115 SPOILERS

[sincere]

...well, that's definitely special, and I can see why some people's feathers would be ruffled. XD

Re: 115 SPOILERS

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Oh man, you don't even know the half of it. I didn't even mention the mathematical dues ex catboy and the random cyborg.

Re: 115 SPOILERS

[sir-hellsing.livejournal.com]

Pff. The Anderson pulls Jesus Cross Nail out of his ass sleeve was worse.

Re: 115 SPOILERS

[fenm.livejournal.com]

then ended with Alucard becoming Integra's trophy wife

... and this surprised people? Wow.

Re: 115 SPOILERS

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

It did, yes.

It was completely fabulous in a horribly-unsatisfying-to-the-narrative kind of way.

Re: 115 SPOILERS

[typhlogirl.livejournal.com]

...that's pretty hot.

Re: 115 SPOILERS

[sir-hellsing.livejournal.com]

Alucard being a trophy wife to Integra's dirty old man redeemed a lot of idiotic plot twists.

121

[briarwolf.livejournal.com]

I read some Bevier slash once, and it was good. Though at this point I don't remember exactly how that worked out, and if it was Kalten or Tynian he was with. I'm pretty sure I spent too much time saying, "Bevier slash. Oh, the genius. Hooot." Wish I knew where that was. I think I found it while looking for some Ultah/Tynian, actually.

I've gotta go with kali1967 though and say that Ulath/Tynian/Bevier sounds nice.

121 OP? I ♥ you, btw. Now to find out if my father's girlfriend still has those books. If not, time for a reread.

115

[sir-hellsing.livejournal.com]

SPOILERS.

30 YEARS AFTER THE WAR...

24 pages!

ROMANCIA
(Why, yes Hirano knows to be subtle about its content, why do you ask?)

First 14 pages consists in:

- Old Tegra being FUCKING badass and whooping Makube's (new Iscariot leader) ass in a fencing match. Plus, she's the head of the knights, neither married or with children (HMMM I WONDER WHY - the answer could be in the title *gasp*).
- Iscariot and Hellsing having a peaceful truce. Heinkel fills Anderson's place as regenerator/ace for the section and Seras fills Alucard's in Hellsing. Both share a cocky grin frame at each others. That means, all adopted girls/wards by insane men grow up to be their father figures and mentor's better replacement.
- Lots and lots of cracky humor. PENWOOD JR APPEARS. SO IS ALL GOOD. Seras cosplays as Alucard, Integra punches her. XD Seras convinced Integra Alu's going to return and kept their coffin and that stone with his sigil.

Last ten pages!1!1!

- FULL MOON NIGHT.
- THE SIGIL BLOOD CHANGES AND SWIRLS AND GASPPPPP THE BIRD OF HERMES IS MY NAME.
- TRIBUTE TO AXI FICS AND DRACULA/MINA HINTS: Alucard sneaks into Integra's room and tries to bite her as she sleeps (like he tried with Mina. Because it seems fans STILL didn't understood Mina figure = Integra even after volume 7 ending - volume 8 beginning *sadly truth*). Integra awakes and fills him with bullets.
- SERAS ARRIVES. PANTY SHOT. Turns on the light and both see... ALUCARD THROWN TO A CORNER.
- Alucard says Seras is noisy.
- Integra's grumpy Alucard took so long she's still VIRGIN OK? and demands to know what the fuck did he do last three decades.
- He explains he has been fighting to be himself. Blah, blah, all those fortress of souls who made him emo and TRAGIC, all gone along with his godmodditude because he can't regenerate of the gunshot. He's just one soul, one will nao, "just me is here." He's in other words, no longer a monster by Hellsing standards, he's a man. So he can get it on with Integra.
- Integra relaxes and smiles a bit and insists he took so godamn long (no shit).
- Alucard APOLOGIZES.
- Then she teases him amused about how badly he wanted to suck her blood/bit to take her blood.
- He replies that is right because he hasn't eaten in 30 years.
- SAD INTEGRA HAS SAD EYE/LOOK and says: "I've become a grandma/old woman."
- SERIOUS ALUCARD HAS SERIOUS EYE/LOOK and replies: "That's fine with me."
- Integra smiles peacefully and bites down the right hand ring finger (symbol of, eastern Europe - like yanno, Romania- MARRIAGE or just promise to marry -promise ring in UK- alternative: where the engagement ring goes in English wedding ceremonies. Either way, it's a romantic union symbol. She could have just bit her index finger like when she fed Seras) and offers him the blood pouring out the wound.

"Welcome home, Count."

He opens his mouth happily: "I'm home, Count(ess)."

Blood drips. Fade to black.

- THE END.

Sadly, Hirano's rushed this and spent more frames to show stupid stuff like dunno Integra's empty room, but who CARES. AXI. Now can develop it ourselves.

Re: 115

[redseeker]

Thanks for the summary. Now I don't need to actually read the real thing XD

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[sir-hellsing.livejournal.com]

No problem. ♥ It's one of those I love/hate chapters like Dawn 6 due to the HUGE amount of crack humor. I love the humor but fandom wanted an EPIC ANGST ENDING. Instead they got "THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER... until Integra dies (if she doesn't get vamped) and Alucard will follow because he's no longer immortal."