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⌈ Secret Post #4743 ⌋

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Get All The Rot Out Before The New Decade!

[(Anonymous)]

Otherwise known as, ridiculous things you do/think that make sense to you and probably no one else!

Basically, I had two ridiculous headcanons that I wanted to unleash but had nowhere to put them!
One (which I have, and will post below) is that Luthor (Umbrella Academy) WAS actually sent to the Moon for a reason.
And Two, (which is lost somewhere on my old iPod) is that Chidi (The Good Place) is actually gay, which explains a number of his successes/failures.

Re: Get All The Rot Out Before The New Decade!

[(Anonymous)]

Luther was sent to the moon for a reason!!
What started as a joke/conspiracy theory for fun became something I seriously headcanoned once I said it out loud.
The idea that everyone's powers come from the moon.

Luther was sent to the moon because, like many super strengthed individuals, he has an advanced healing matrix as well. It wasn't enough to turn him half ape, so Hargrave sent him to the moon to enhance his healing powers and save his life. He left Luther there because he needed all of the Umbrella kids together for his super secret plan to work, and giving him a purpose was the best way to do just that.
It's why Klaus was finally able to conjure his father/Dave so easily despite being sober, and why he saw so many ghosts while kidnapped by Cha-Cha and Hazel regardless of when/how many people they killed. (Since he was able to make it though rehab multiple times, and not completely lose it/have Ben maim him every time he fell back into the habit.)
It's also why Five would be able to transfer him, and all of his siblings back before everything went to shit. The moon had basically hit Earth at that point, so the extra power added to the regression in age and being able to transfer more than just himself.
Ben is obvious at this point, he was able to hit/have a heavier influence on Klaus because of the moons orbit. Between the two of them, Klaus was able to give him a physical form which Ben was able to act on, given his Umbrella lineage.
Vanya has her powers magnified similarly to Klaus', because they've been pent up for so long. Her mental issues are also probably similarly affected, which is why she snapped so badly. (Generally, I know that going off her meds has a typical euphoria effect due to the brains chemical imbalance trying to right itself. Which Vanya definitely showed, trying to explain herself to her siblings after killing Leonard.) It's why her blast targeted the moon specifically, since that was where their power came from in the first place, and despite Cha-Cha's words, why the apocalypse had to happen there/then.
Hargreave's himself had that weird scene with his wife(?), (who played the violin, similar/the same as Vanya's) and blew fairy dust out his weird futuristic windows. He's introduced by flying an advanced jet like aircraft down to the house in order to bribe the mothers of the Umbrella children, and who the fuck has an android/monkey slave regardless of how much money he owns??!

TL;DR
Basically Hargreaves blew fairy dust from the moon in order to created advanced children he could manipulate in order to control future events?

I get halfway and cringe.

Re: Get All The Rot Out Before The New Decade!

[(Anonymous)]

Chidi (The Good Place) is actually gay, which explains a number of his successes/failures.

Hmm. That...doesn't make any sense at all, to me personally. There are plenty of canonically not-shown-to-be-gay characters that I think a really good case could be made for them being gay, but Chidi isn't one, at least in my opinion. His successes/failures are based on insecurity/low self-esteem, which I don't think has anything to do with being gay; plenty of straight people have those issues. Not that I have anything against him (or anyone) being gay, I just don't think he is.

What makes you think he is?

Re: Get All The Rot Out Before The New Decade!

[(Anonymous)]

The headcanon was thought out earlier on in the series. There's really no actual proof or reference to it being in any way realistic, but it stems from a number of his failed relationships, and the fact that in the 'good' place he was never matched him with another guy. Any relationship that hasn't been a complete failure to him was with a male counterpart. His best friend, the dude with the boots, etc.
Part of it comes from his never finding the 'right' answer to anything in the world, because his perceived perception has always been semi-influenced by what he thinks the world should be. The way some people get a gay awakening, I guess. Something like that anyways.
His relationship with Eleanor has always been rocky, and majorly built up on shared experience. Like all the relationships we see before her, it's based on philosophy and an ability to associate despite (in her case) not actually getting along. I got the idea before the later seasons, so their relationship wasn't so infallible as it apparently is now.

My iPod's completely dead from what I can tell, so I can't actually check the note. But it was some really tin-hatted shit, I have to say.