[ SECRET POST #669 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #669 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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102.
[xiaolin showdown & tengen toppa gurren lagann]


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103. [repeat]


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105.
[Dexter]


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106.
[X-Factor UK]


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107.
[Russell Howard (Mock the Week) / Simon Amstell (Never Mind the Buzzcocks)]


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108.
[Night of the Living Dead]


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109. [repeat]


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110.
[Kontroll]


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[Gossip Girl]


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124.
[Repo: the Genetic Opera]


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[Kuroshitsuji]


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[Roy Mustang, Full Metal Alchemist]


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147. [troll]


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Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com/

Secrets Left to Post: 07 pages, 170 secrets from Secret Submission Post #096.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

135, 136, 137

[wayya.livejournal.com]

135. I just love this secret :)

136. What's this? Can I have a link? I wanna laugh my ass off reading what's looks like the best French language murder evar...

137. Thank you for taking the time to explain why you ship it. I'm always angry when secrets are just a "I ship it" over pasted historical figures, but here at least I learned new stuff.

Re: 135, 136, 137

[gabriela-gosden.livejournal.com]

chopée \o////////

Le 136 ROFL, tu me passeras le lien ? Parce que j'aimerais bien comprendre l'origine de cette...production. ("Jean-Benoît" LOL)

Aussi, est-ce que tu as vu l'image 140 et 147 qui sont supposés troll, surtout le 140, j'ai à peu près l'idée de ce qu'il devait y avoir, mais bon, j'aimerais être fixée...

Re: 135, 136, 137

[wayya.livejournal.com]

Je me ferai ninja la prochaine fois ! XD

Si je le trouve, mais c'est pas gagné :(

140 montrait une image d'un discours de Obama et une image d'un discours de Hitler, avec la foule enthousiaste à chaque fois, et l'OP disait en gros que c'était la même chose. Comme c'est fin ! Ce qui m'agace en fait, c'est que tous les gens répondent en masse à ce genre de provocations. Un troll, ça s'ignore, voilà tout !

147 montrait une image de Zachary Quinto, l'acteur qui joue Sylar dans Heroes, et ça disait que l'OP l'aimait toujours même s'il est républicain. Sauf que Zachary est démocrate, donc, huh.

[wayya.livejournal.com]

Pfff, ce que je fais au lieu de dormir... ^^;

C'est du RPS crack du groupe français Air. ça vient probablement de la communauté daftandfriends, et plus particulièrement, c'est entre jeanf_benoit et nicolaf_godin.
Malheureusement, l'entrée originale est soit lockée, soit sur un autre LJ ):

Mais ! Google est plein de ressources, et quelqu'un (?) a trollé un MySpace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=32439907) avec le texte du secret :

AS THEY CLIMB THE STAIRS, JB CAN FEEL NICOLAF'S HOT BREATH ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK, CAUSING HIM TO SHIVER AND NEARLY FAINT. "MON DIEU!" HE SQUEALS AS HE FALLS INTO NICOLAF'S PROTECTIVE, TAUT ARMS. "I LOSE MY SANG-FROID AROUND YOU, NICOLAF," HE COOS LOVINGLY.
"THAT IS APROPOS, FOR I AM EXTREMEMENT SEXIE. BUT YOU, JEAN-BENOIT, ARE MY RAISON D'ETRE. THERE IS NO TROMPE L'OEIL WITH YOU. YOUR LOVE IS A TOUR DE FORCE. THOSE ROUGE LIPS, THAT RISQUE SWEATER, YOUR SOIGNE DEMEANOR, YOUR PETITE STATURE, YOUR PEAUE DE SOIE! YOU ARE A OBJET D'ART, PAR EXCELLENCE! I CANNOT FIND THE MOT JUSTE TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU, MON AGENT PROVOCATEUR!"
"THESE WORDS STIR A GREAT EXCITATION IN MES PANTALON, HOMME-PUTAIN! VOILA! I HAVE BONEUR!" SHOUTS A FRENZIED JB.
"OUI OUI, LET US NOW DO THE HORIZONTALE PAS DE DEUX! TAKE OFF TON PANTALON, CHERIE JEAN! I WANT TO VIEW YOU AU NATUREL!"
"BON APPETIT, NICOLAF! YOU HAVE CARTE BLANCHE WITH ME VIRIL VOLUME!"
"JB! TON CORPS EST CHEF D'OEUVRE! I SHALL SOUFFLER TU COMME IL FAIT!"

Ce qui est quand même plus lisible (enfin, à défaut peut-être d'être complet). Et je peux aller me coucher l'esprit tranquille :) Il me faut des icônes de cette chose ._.

[(Anonymous)]

AS THEY CLIMB THE STAIRS, JB CAN FEEL NICOLAF'S HOT BREATH ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK, CAUSING HIM TO SHIVER AND NEARLY FAINT. "MY GOD!" HE SQUEALS AS HE FALLS INTO NICOLAF'S PROTECTIVE, TAUT ARMS. "I LOSE MY COMPOSURE AROUND YOU, NICOLAF," HE COOS LOVINGLY.
"THAT IS EXPECTED, FOR I AM EXTREMELY SEXY. BUT YOU, JEAN-BENOIT, ARE MY REASON FOR BEING. THERE IS NO ARTIFICE WITH YOU. YOUR LOVE IS A TURN OF STRENGTH. THOSE RED LIPS, THAT PROVOCATIVE SWEATER, YOUR ELEGANT DEMEANOR, YOUR SMALL STATURE, YOUR SKIN OF SILK! YOU ARE AN ART OBJECT, BEST OF THE BEST! I CANNOT FIND THE RIGHT WORD TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU, MY PROVOCATIVE AGENT!"
"THESE WORDS STIR A GREAT EXCITATION IN MY PANTS, MAN-WHORE! THERE IT IS! I HAVE BONER!" SHOUTS A FRENZIED JB.
"YES YES, LET US NOW DO THE HORIZONTAL DANCE OF TWO! TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, DEAR JEAN! I WANT TO VIEW YOU IN YOUR NATURAL STATE!"
"ENJOY YOUR MEAL, NICOLAF! YOU HAVE A BLANK SLATE WITH MY MANLY PARTS!"
"JB! YOUR BODY IS A MASTERPIECE! I SHALL BLOW YOU THE PROPER WAY!" SAID NICOLAF RAEPISTLY.

[wayya.livejournal.com]

Sadly I prefer the original version ): I must be masochistic or something.

[gabriela-gosden.livejournal.com]

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Laissez moi mourir de rire.

*brb*

DES ICONS LOLOLOL. (J'attends de voir ça!)

En fait, c'est juste une version anglais débile avec laquelle on a remplacé des mots par ci par avec leur traduction française littérale. (Blow -> souffler, mh XD)

Pauvre Daft Punks LOL s'ils savaient XDDD

"BON APPETIT, NICOLAF! YOU HAVE CARTE BLANCHE WITH ME VIRIL VOLUME!"

Bwaaaaaarfarfarfarfaarf.

Re: 136, 137

[(Anonymous)]

(OP of 137) LOL thanks. They're not hard facts, but I'm glad you learned something, and that I don't just ship anything I like without even hypothesizing a reason.

And I love 136, it's lolarious, whatever it is.