[ SECRET POST #4752 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4752 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Untamed, Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian]


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[The Avengers: Endgame]


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[Fast & Furious: Spy Racers]


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[Fire Emblem: Three Houses]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 07 secrets from Secret Submission Post #680.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Based on #6

[(Anonymous)]

What character designs do you hate?

Re: Based on #6

[philstar22]

A lot of things in the Tolkien movies. Kili, Fili, and Thorin. Elrond. Sauron (eye form, and the use of the scary form in the creation of the rings since he still would have had a fair form then). Radagast. Grima Wormtongue looked too obviously traitorous. Alfrid (frankly, he shouldn't have been there at all). The Great Goblin and a lot of the goblins and orcs in the Hobbit trilogy.

Snape, Sirius, Remus, and all the characters from that generation in Harry Potter. Too old.

Kylo Ren's new helmet in TROS.

Thor's look in Avengers: Endgame.

Re: Based on #6

[capsulecorp_tm]

so, I make cosplay for a living (commissions). I have had the misfortune of being presented with some of the most ridonculous designs out there and tasked with trying to determine 1 - how to do it and 2 - what that would cost. So I have a few real hated designs.

More than anything else I hate Marvel movie designs. There are seams everywhere. Overlapping panels. Superfluous seam details to make the costumes look excitingly futuristic. In some cases I know there's an underlying reason - some of the stunt costumes had to have elastic or tearaway panels designed into the costume for ease of movement for the stuntpeople, and therefore the main actors' hero suits had to have the same seams without the elastic and tearaway features. BUT. That doesn't explain all of them. It doesn't explain the four layers of overlapping chunky panels on the shoulders of Captain America's fucking suit.

Other than that I reserve my hatred for designs that make me go "but...why?" It's less the "impossible" gravity defying designs, since there are actually very few of those, it's more the designs that throw in a boob window or low-cut back or high-cut skirt slits that just. Don't need to exist if not for the male gaze. They're not attractive on real people and I might almost say they aren't flattering on the 100lb original characters either.

Re: Based on #6

[kaijinscendre]

The first Avengers movie Captain America.

Re: Based on #6

[(Anonymous)]

I know it's kind of an obvious answer, but I loathe incredibly revealing "armor" designs for female characters, if the same equipment is full coverage and practical on male ones.

Thank goodness this seems to be tapering off a little. Or maybe I'm just playing games where it's more equal? Both Monster Hunter and FFXIV are really good about it-- like, there's still revealing armor, but if it's revealing on the girls, it's revealing on the guys, too, haha. Which I'm fine with!

Re: Based on #6

[(Anonymous)]

Tim Burton's Hot Topic take on Sweeney Todd, the horrifying CGI fever dream cats of Cats!, pretty much everyone in The Last Airbender: Shyamalan's Revenge, any Michael Bay re-imagining of an 80s cartoon franchise...

Re: Based on #6

[(Anonymous)]

the horrifying CGI fever dream cats of Cats!

I never thought that seeing Idris Elba so... naked... would put me off so damn much, but my GOD naked Macavity was seared into the bad part of my brain. So...shiny... D:

Re: Based on #6

[(Anonymous)]

"Cats are great! Idris Elba's great! I know, what if Idris Elba was a cat?"

It's like some kind of horrible Monkey's Paw scenario.

Re: Based on #6

[(Anonymous)]

Much as I agree that Tim Burton’s style is grating since it basically never varies, I still love Colleen Atwood’s work in everything. Putting Pirelli in possibly too-accurate package-promoting trousers was... a choice, though.

Re: Based on #6

[(Anonymous)]

Joel Schumacher’s Batnipples. Also as much as I hate Gerard Butler’s mildly-deformed, sounds like he gargled Drano phantom, I have to thank him for insisting that he would wear a shirt in the final lair, thus sparing the audience Phantom!nipples.