[ SECRET POST #4766 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4766 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Stranger Things]


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[The Crown]


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[Star Trek]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 13 secrets from Secret Submission Post #682.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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General comments:

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AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

Did somebody kick your cat? This isn't a fixit fic, this is a badly written revenge fantasy. And for the love of all that is holy, please just copy and paste the name of that one character, the correct form is right there in the tags.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

One fandom I write for, it's just me and one other guy publishing on AO3. And I read and review his fics as supportively as I can, but dude. My bro. Learn how to format your fics. Put some spaces between your paragraphs! Stop with the run-on sentences! If you just cleaned it up a little, you could get so many more kudos!

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

"please try to be at least borderline competent at writing" and also "please leave AO3 forever" are two very broadly applicable ones

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

To 20ish% of my fandom's writers: get a beta for spelling and grammar.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

Please edit this. Please. Everything else about this story is so good, but in the very last chapter you just let things slide and please, please don't let the final impression I have of an otherwise wonderful work be "Oh no, they mixed up 'your' and 'you're'".

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[kaijinscendre]

Please stop posting 30 of your 200 word drabbles at once.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

This is one of the worst works of fanfic I've ever seen in my life. Your AU is nonsensical, your characterisation is garbage, your porn is *boring*, and your idea of describing something is to link to a picture and go "it looks like this!"
If I could hack ao3 and delete this steaming heap of dogshit, I would.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

"do you have a Twitter I can follow. Or just like... want to hang out sometime"

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

You seem to think that, in this disagreement between character a and character b, that your readers should side with character a. Given both characters did the same thing (lie about their real names) and only character b had a good reason, and only character a freaked out and got mad about it, I'm a lot more inclined to think that character a is a hypocritical jerk and that character b dodged a major bullet.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[philstar22]

I'm not sure what book you're reading, but these aren't those characters or how they interact at all.

For some reason, you seem to think that no one likes to be penetrated ever. And that penetration is always painful in slash, no exception. A non-con kink is one thing, but maybe this is something you could tag for too? Because even when you aren't writing non-con you write it so the bottom doesn't want to be penetrated at first and so the sex is painful. Why are you the most popular writer in this ship I can't for the life of me figure out.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

That was rape, dude. What you just wrote there? That was absolutely, unequivocally, 100% rape. This doesn't make you a bad person, I don't care if your story is "morally enriching" or whatever, but please. Please.
Tag.
Your.
Work
Correctly.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

There is a character in the TV series Angel by the name of Lindsey McDonald.
There is also, apparently, a hockey player somewhere out there by the name of Lindsey MacDonald.
Please tag appropriately.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

It would have been something along the lines of "'Turbolift' is a Star Trek term, stop saying it in your Star Wars fic" only to probably get yelled at because, according to Wookiepedia, it is also a Star Wars term? I have no memory of anyone ever saying "turbolift" in any Star Wars movie, but it could have been in the cartoons or books.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

Why is everybody in this fandom too lazy (or whatever) to actually commit to writing a fic?! You all just write your little half-assed ‘imagines,’ and 300 word belches of mid-coitus “fuck me on your huge cock, daddy” PWP, and call it fic. No set-up, no context, no structure, no development, barely any characterization. 80% of this fandom writes like eighth graders. The instant gratification seeking is bananas in this place. JFC.

*This criticism applies to only my current fandom. It doesn't apply to any of my past ones.

*There’s nothing objectively wrong with any of this; I just hate it.

*There’s nothing wrong with daddy kink - it’s just 80% of the content for my current ship.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

WTF are you thinking to label a story G rated and Genfic, yet then list three dozen kinks, the Noncon and Underage warnings, and then claim in the summary that "this is a very dirty story with a lot of yaoi man-on-man sex"? Are you click-baiting to drive the numbers for your shitty shitty fic up?

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

you have the worst meta i have ever seen in this fandom, your fics are borderline insulting because it's clear you never actually paid attention to the canon(if you did: i'm sorry that you're so stupid), you act like the arbiter of 'correct characterization' for these characters when you're wrong almost 100% of the time, and the only reason your fics get any attention is because you're besties with the mean-girl bitch-group in the fandom who only rec each-others shitty work.

i wish you'd stop writing or putting your shitty, idiotic meta in the tags, but sadly it's a free internet.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

Your raging hate-boner for [character] is an enormous turn-off and makes your fics so much worse than they could be.

Re: AO3 comments you'd like to leave (but won't, because it wouldn't be nice).

[(Anonymous)]

If I could purge your account from the internet I would.

Secrets you're too lazy to make

[(Anonymous)]

You know the deal: if you want one of the good anons here to actually make your secret into a post...then post 'em here!

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[(Anonymous)]

What are some of your favorite childhood books?

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Games thread!

[(Anonymous)]

I want a fictional team WNBA (Women's National Basketball here in the good old USA) series with Gwendolyne Christie and Leslie Jones in the lead roles, but I know it'll never happen. :(