At first I was going to read Twilight because someone recommended it. Then I saw people talking about how bad it was and was going to read it for the lulz. Then I saw how bitchy the rabid fans were and how high and mighty the anti-'s act, and now I'm not going to read it for any reason.

tl;dr: Twilight fans and Twilight haters: you're both fuckheads and need to get over yourselves.