[ SECRET POST #4835 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4835 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 38 secrets from Secret Submission Post #692.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Jak and Daxter

[thewakokid]

We get a Jack and Daxter secret for the first time... ever? and it's an Ashelin one, no less, and instead of the J&D fans coming out the wood work to talk about how awesome those game are and how much ashelin rocks... We get the organ harvester crowd ("Where are her organs!")

Screw it. This a Jak and Daxter Thread. It goes well, or I start making secrets. And I got a lewd cartoon folder that'd make M.C. Escher lose his grip on reality. Don't make me do this, y'all don't know how bad this can get...

So...

Jak and Daxter... Cool set of games, yes?

Re: Jak and Daxter

[(Anonymous)]

Are you actually literally threatening to troll us with gross horny-and-also-garbage art if we don't tell you your faves are great? Seriously?

Re: Jak and Daxter

[thewakokid]

Sure, why not?

Re: Jak and Daxter

[(Anonymous)]

You have previously expressed distress that people on this comm think you're a horny sexist troll with no thoughts in your head but how to irritate strangers over the internet, so... maybe don't... do things to make people think that?

Re: Jak and Daxter

[thewakokid]

Horny? No, I never argued that point. I argue that my hornitude does not diminish my value or the value of my other points.

Sexist? I still argue that. There is nothing in my post that is sexist. Sexy cheesecake art is not sexist in an of itself, no matter how lacking in visible organs it may be.

Troll? If you take my above "threat" seriously I can see why you'd think that... but I can't imagine why you'd take it seriously.

Re: Jak and Daxter

[(Anonymous)]

lol this is sad.

Re: Jak and Daxter

[thewakokid]

I know! How is it that J&D doesn't have more love for it?

Re: Jak and Daxter

[(Anonymous)]

I never played the games, but I had a little crush on Jak I guess, after all those commercials.

Re: Jak and Daxter

[thewakokid]

I can see that. He was a cool guy... Hell in Jak X combat racing, I'm not even sure of my feelings for him...

Re: Jak and Daxter

[(Anonymous)]

I've never actually got into those games, I think most of it was that I literally just confused them with the other Name A & Name B games, in particular Ratchet & Clank which I got free (I'm pretty sure) with my console and only bothered playing halfway.

I didn't really respond to the secret since the three games they listed aren't really comparable imo. They're completely different genres in the first place and have completely different play styles too. (plus Uncharted is like one of my favourite games and I like to be bitter as fuck)

Does it have any sort of storyline or is it the type of game you can jump in anywhere? I've been wanting to play a more lighthearted game lately but have like three dozen that I haven't finished yet. (but then again what's one more on top of dozens...)

Re: Jak and Daxter

[thewakokid]

HOW DARE.

Ratchet & Clank is not even a shadows fart of the game Jak & Daxter is!

No but legit, there is a HD Trilogy version out there somewhere. Give it a go if you get the chance. 1 and 3 are near perfect examples of their respective genres. 2 is good too, but a bit of a pain in the butt in parts.

I think the secret made the comparison because they're all naughty dog games. I don't know why Crash Bandicoot wasn't included, tho...

The trilogy is one story and I'd recommend playing from 1 anyway because 1 is GREAT.

Re: Jak and Daxter

[(Anonymous)]

Hah, that right? I'll have to give it a shot then.