[ SECRET POST #689 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #689 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com/

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 316 secrets from Secret Submission Post #099.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

107. You could just sum this up by saying that you tend to have little respect for yaoi zealots.

127. This is apt.

133. Uh... While I see where you're coming from, I think that's sort of ill-considered, so let me just throw out some rhetorical questions for you to consider. Do you hate them if they write character 15 or under having sex with someone thier age? Do you hate them if it's a fade to black thing? What if it's just implied and isn't really explicit at all? What if it's very obviously done for the sake of the story rather than for the masturbatory enjoyment of the reader? And why did you pick 15 as a baseline age, anyway?

138. I don't even know why people ship it. What a boring pairing. THey have no chemistry and there's nothing there at all, they just happen to be in proximity to eachother so the slash is easy to write. Ozy and Comedian would both be easier to write with Rorscharch in my opinion.

156. You don't even know WALL-E is a him. You wouldn't even need to go straight.

164. Does "gen" mean "no sex?" Maybe "no romance?" Maybe "just friends?"

166. Mine is all the other stuff.

167. You kind of asked for this to happen.

133. 156.

[cleverthylacine]

133. While I disagree with the secret I think 15 makes more sense than 18.

156. I thought the same thing. It's a robot.

Re: 133. 156.

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

It's still such an arbitrary number, I think. 16 makes more sense to me than 18. Neither make sense in the context of the secret.

And there are actually some essays written on how despite there being absolutely no feminine or masculine characteristics to each of the robots, the names alone convinced everyone that WALL-E is a boy and EVE is a girl - but they might as well be lesbian robots, for all anyone knows.

Re: 133. 156.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you ever lie awake at night thinking to yourself, "I am just full of hot air?"

Re: 133. 156.

[(Anonymous)]

No, that would be her asshole. Have you ever sat next to her after she's done consuming chili? OMG, her farts are DISGUSTING.

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[(Anonymous)]

OMG LEEV ATANIELL ALONE U EBIL TROLLS GO BACK TO FANDOM WANK ALL READY AND STAY OFF FANDOMSEKRITS FUR REAL THIS TIME

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[(Anonymous)]

FUCK YOU, MAN. FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A PART OF THE CULT OF MEAN! WE ALL JUST WANT SOMEWHERE TO BELONG!

- Mr. Cho

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[mrfingersnatch.livejournal.com]

I WANNA HEAL, I WANNA FEELZ WUT I THOT WUZ NEVR REAL
I WANNA LET GO OV TEH PAIN I’VE HELD SO LONG
(ERASE ALL TEH PAIN TILL IT’S GONE)
I WANNA HEAL, I WANNA FEELZ LIEK I’M CLOSE 2 SOMETHIN REAL
I WANNA FIND SOMETHIN I’VE WANTD ALL ALONG
SOMEWHERE I BELONG

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[(Anonymous)]

You're a faggot. I'm going to track down your IP address and break your neck. You can't fuck my mother, because she'd kick your ass.

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[mrfingersnatch.livejournal.com]

... Why would I want to fuck your wrinkly old mother? My true love is ataniell93!!!

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[(Anonymous)]

Oops, sorry I was thinking about magpie_girl. I love her massive nostrils.

[mrfingersnatch.livejournal.com]

You look like my second wife.

[(Anonymous)]

Ataniell, I absolutely love you! How do you put up with these stupid fucking trolls being so mean? :\

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[(Anonymous)]

So how come you and biichan aren't BFF anymore?

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[(Anonymous)]

Because Ataniell93 tried to sit on her during sex.

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[cleverthylacine]

Protip, libuse1564: deleted comments still show up in my email.

That's not really your business is it? But in answer to your other question: we were never together except in your diseased imagination.

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[qasr-e-shirin.livejournal.com]

If my imagination were diseased, I'd sure hope I could come up with something more exciting than you and biichan. Maybe you and the Loch Ness Monster?

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[cleverthylacine]

...the monster would be preferable.

[(Anonymous)]

138.Okay,not gonna lie,I'd read that in a heartbeat.

I used to think the same,until I read some of the stuff on 4chans /pco/ boards.

Then again,I guess you could make any pairing work if you're a good enough writer.

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Then again,I guess you could make any pairing work if you're a good enough writer.

Lots of people say this, but I simply don't believe it's true. If you're a good enough writer, you will realize that some things are out of character for characters, period. A good writer can give any characters a relationship - that doesn't mean any two characters can be made romantic or sexual. At the most I'd venture to say that a good writing can make any pairing have UST.

Re: 107

[poisontea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really, my problem with the secret isn't so much the ANTI YAOI ZEALOT thing as much as it is the OP automatically assuming that if someone is a fan of slash or yaoi, that automatically means they're nothing more than a yaoi zealot. I think there are way, way, way, way fewer people who use the reasoning the OP put forth then s/he seems to believe.

[(Anonymous)]

I picked 15 because that's a common cutoff. Usually by age 16, adolescences are more developed and are starting to look like adults; it's more understandable than being attracted to someone who is 13.

Not to mention the age of consent is 16 in a lot of places.