[ SECRET POST #696 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #696 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com/

Secrets Left to Post: 12 pages, 290 secrets from Secret Submission Post #100.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

156

[(Anonymous)]

156 --- ewwww. Why are you masturbating to fanfiction? You need to get out of the freaking house and get laid by a real person. Weirdo.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone has their kink. Grow up.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, everyone may have their kink, but they also have their own opinions. If you think it's childish to think masturbating to Wincest/J2 is gross, then I guess I'm a widdle child...but the OP did put the secret up herself to open it up to comments/opinions. And, I think it's creepy that she/he has HOMGSOMANYORGAMS. Just my opinion.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

SECRET BECAUSE... obviously this person isn't trumpeting it to the world that they get off on this stuff. And clearly doing it with real people hasn't fit the bill. It stands to reason that this person probably hasn't been with the right partner yet, but screaming OMG WEIRDO-- because someone masturbates to fanfic to a popular pairing-- in a fandom community just cracks me up.

Re: 156

[whatthebec.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Because unprotected, promiscuous sex is always the answer.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. Where in my comment did it ever say go have sex without a condom with someone you don't know.

But, if that's what you got out of it...

Re: 156

[whatthebec.livejournal.com]

Oh okay, sorry.
I forgot that masturbating was a terrible sin.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

because, I also said that in my comment. Huh. I don't see that I did. It must be invisible.

Re: 156

[whatthebec.livejournal.com]

The way you worded your comment came across as, "Don't ever masturbate. Instead, get yourself a real guy to fuck."

Especially the EWWWWWWWWWWWW part.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

This.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

Oh I thought it said. Ewwww. You masturbate to fanfiction.

I don't believe it says anywhere...Don't ever masturbate.

I meant: Ew. You masturbate to fanfiction. Wow! That's kind of creepy. I think you might be more satisfied if you actually left the house, as fangirls who have multiple orgasms from fanfiction might not do often, then maybe you might find a real person, one that you interact with and can converse with -- which is satisfying by the way. I never said...HOMG GO HAVE SEX WITH RANDOM PEOPLE. AND BE SURE NOT TO EVER!!!! USE A CONDOM.

I think masturbating is awesome. Do I think it's creepy when one does it to stories about Wincest....yes. Do I think it's creepy to post a secret about how you masturbate to Wincest so often that you are having massive amounts of orgasms. Yes.

Thats all. We good now?

Re: 156

[whatthebec.livejournal.com]

It's really not healthy to make uninformed, uneducated assumptions about people. Just because someone is a "fangirl" does not mean that they never get out. Obviously the OP has had sex with a REAL PERSON that she has INTERACTED with if it says "this pairing has given me more orgasms than real person ever has".

And I also don't think it's logical to judge people on what gets them off. Whatever works, works.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

Argh, I hate that kind of thinking! See, that's why there's teen pregnancy, idiots, it's not the fault of Christians.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

Internet sluts don't lie!

Re: 156

[childings.livejournal.com]

LOGIC IS YOUR FUCKING FRIEND

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

*Yawn* Try harder. Maybe some religious frothing? Warnings that we'll all go blind or get RSI/Carpal tunnel? Just some suggestions!

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously. Where have all the good trolls gone? ;__;

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

I'm starting to believe that good internet trolls are really like Santa Claus... just an invention. :'(

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

You know, some people actually do have sig. others who fuck them, quite thoroughly, on a regular basis, and still wank off to fan fiction.

Re: 156

[sulwen.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*

Re: 156

[lanjelin.livejournal.com]

Wait, what's wrong about masturbating to written porn?

Re: 156

[trustyoursins.livejournal.com]

Because it's impossible to be getting laid by a real person and masturbate to different things!

You know what? I'm not in a relationship right now, I'm not interested in anyone I know, and I'm a bit busy and distracted in my life -- I don't feel like I want a relationship at the moment. I guess I wouldn't mind no-strings-attached sex with some girl if I could find a safe one and it was a laid-back thing (THOUGH WHOA NERVOUS MAKING), but that's really, really hard to find where I live anyway. I'm not about to put my masturbating on hold until I get into a relationship and get far enough along in it that we have sex, thanks.

Re: 156

[(Anonymous)]

Of fuck off you prude. It's pretty much the same as watching porn. It's a different way of doing it.