[ SECRET POST #4896 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4896 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

(SA)

My list of write-in candidates:

1) C'thulu. Or one of his inter-dimensional avatars. Fl'thulu from Homestuck is cute enough for me!

2) Lord Megatron. At least there would be something orderly and well thought out behind -his- mad grab for power...

3) Sam the Eagle. With Colbert as vice president. Pleeeeease.

4) Vote for the Pizza 🍕 party, Dudes! Mikey turtle for Prez!

5) Any Fully Functioning Adult, Please.

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

Or you could be the fully functioning adult and vote for the guy running against him. *gasp*

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt

You can recognize better people are needed while also recognizing you aren't the best person for the job. Not everyone is. Hell, most people aren't.

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

OP of sub thread here.

I'm a dual citizen.

The birth certificate nut jobs would literally kill me...

...so, yeah, you're right.

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

Whether or not it's true, I misread the previous post, so you can ignore it.

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Or you could be the fully functioning adult and vote for the guy running against him. *gasp*

They're not telling them to run against him, they're telling them TO VOTE FOR the guy running against him, which I'm guessing they don't plan on doing since they mentioned "write in candidates".

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

Oops, you're right. I read it as "be the guy" and not "vote for the guy." That's what I get for reading threads before coffee.

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah.

I don't love Biden either (I voted for Bernie in the last primary and would've in this one if he hadn't dropped out before our primary) but the "he's not perfect so I'm going to waste my vote on a write-in" (possibly splitting the vote and handing the fuckhead another win) people piss me off.

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

Pizza's great, but would have to be continuously replaced. Too much opportunity for candidate tampering.

Sam the Eagle sounds neat, but I'd take the bald eagle from the failed Trump photo shoot. Smart bird knew what a shitshow he was back then, definitely better than some of the people.

I'll take the fully functioning adult too, but only if they have the national interests at heart (that is, America's interests) and won't be swayed by greedy rich shits or dickless bullies.

Re: Stupid Fucking Trump

[(Anonymous)]

1) Bald Eagle - President
2) Fully Functioning Adult - Vice President

3) Speaker of the House - .?!?!?