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fandomsecrets2020-06-22 05:07 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2020-06-22 05:07 pm
[ SECRET POST #4917 ]
⌈ Secret Post #4917 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 42 secrets from Secret Submission Post #704.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...
(Anonymous) 2020-06-22 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)I like to have fake interviews with actors I'm currently crushing on/rotating in my mental harem of fictional men/actors I'll never meet/characters they play. Not as the host or interviewer, but as a guest being interviewed too. But this is not the secret. Not really.
During this epidemic, I have found myself fixated on one actor.
I like to pretend that for some reason or another, I too have become famous, or at least become a hit in Australia/New Zealand, and I am invited onto this late night talk/game show called Nightcap, in which the guests have to appear in their pajamas, the host makes us drinks throughout the night, and the rest of the show is filled with little competitions and gags as well as some conversation/interview. On the night I am invited, the other guest is Jai Courtney. He probably doesn't know me. And I act like I've never seen a movie he's in (I honestly haven't, at least not completely. I only saw the first Divergent for about 20 mins, lol). Of all the iterations I have imagined, I like the one where we have a karaoke competition followed by a dance off while we have 5 minutes to prepare a late night snack/meal.
Nightcap does not exist. I just want a reason to explain why I like wearing gowns for pajamas like a Gothic heroine wandering through a manor while I drink a cocktail and endear myself to this actor who probably has a girlfriend and may in fact be about as bland as an unmarinated and unseasoned boiled chicken patty. Or worse. There are worse things than being bland.
PS: FS, If I ever do become famous, and for some reason a scenario similar to the one I have depicted here unfolds, and one of you recognizes it...I hope I'm not outed. I don't have anyone else to share this with so in depth lol it's rather embarrassing and I don't talk about this IRL
PPS: I listened to his band. Eh. It's alright. He could use some voice lessons. But good for him, fulfilling his dreams and what not.
TL;DR: OP has a harem of men in her head on constant rotation, has fixated on a bland actor during the lockdown, and basically indulges in self-insert RPF that takes place on a made up late night talk/game show and can only express this fantasy here.
S!B: well...I think it's clear.
SA
(Anonymous) 2020-06-22 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...
(Anonymous) 2020-06-22 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...
(Anonymous) 2020-06-23 02:20 am (UTC)(link)He's on a new show now, Stateless, I believe it's called. I don't know where you are, but you might be able to stream it...
Yeah, he comes across as funny guy in his interviews, and I haven't seen the doc, but I remember when that actor died, a lot of his castmates were devastated.
Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make...
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