[ SECRET POST #702 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #702 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Left to Post: 17 pages, 403 secrets from Secret Submission Post #100.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - doing it wrong ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

lol did you see tehe secret awhile ago about Owen being a rapist? (or rather, how he's not a rapist but fandom thinks he is) It made me laugh, harkens back to my brief Twilight days.

but Owen is totally a daterapist.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I've skipped over the last two posts because I've been "doing my school work" which is code for "reading a disgusting amount of Jim/Pam fic" but I was planning on going back and reading the back posts.

He's the Chuck Bass of Torchwood. Except with less stupid clothes and a pointier chin

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

LIRL YES THAT'S MY CODE TOO. I'm like "Oh I have homework to do" which in turn means i am reading a disgusting amount of Ten/Rose fic.

It's just some secret about how Burn Gorman is an awesome actor and Owen rules or whatever, and also that he's not a rapist. ......Except like... he totally is, at least in that one episode, lirl.

OMG DOES CHUCK ACTUALLY RAPE SOMEONE, I JUST HEAR TALES AND I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I DON'T WATCH THE SHOW? Or is it like a Jacob/Owen thing?

Also, A+ icon.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I've seriously spent Friday afternoon-a few hours ago reading every single non-horribly angsty fic on some shipping site's servers. I can't stop myself....I haven't been this bad since I discovered that Checkmated site.

He like, tries to date rape Jenny so she magically finds time to text her brother (Dan the douche) who arrives five minutes later with Serena and is like HDU CHUCK and Chuck is like IT'S A PARTY, THINGS HAPPEN. And then later he tries to get bizzeh with Serena and she kicks him.

And then the writers realized that they wanted him to be a sympathetic character and pretended that those things never happened.

Y THANK YOU BB

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

Yeah when I start reading fanfic it's retarded, because I pretty much read anything. Which is not to say I like half the things I read, but I read it anyway out of a morbid curiosity. I read some terrible one yesterday with evil Martha, and later I read one which was kind of awesome in its terribleness, in which Donna tries to convince the Doctor to go to a therpaist because he literaly fucking loses it after Midnight. Like at one point he just declares randomly EVERYONE IS HAPPY EXCEPT FOR ME and starts crying, it was kind ofa weosme. In a terrible way. HILARRIBLE.

OMFG AMAZING.

And then the writers realized that they wanted him to be a sympathetic character and pretended that those things never happened. ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE WAY. Except with Jacob Meyer was like, "oh shit he's more sympathetic than Edward, TIME TO MAKE HIM A RAPIST"

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

I really will read anything as long as it isn't post s2 finale. Because there's really nothing fun about gratituous wangst. Actually, I tend to only read post-The Job fic. So...I guess I lied when I said that I'd read anything...but umm YEAH YOU GET THE POINT

Evil!Martha sounds like it would be hilarious in the same way Death Eater!Ginny is hilarious.

IT WAS AMAZING. CHUCK BASS IS JUST MADE OF WIN. It is true.

I can't decide whether JKR attempted to do that with Snape or not. Hmmm...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I like angst if it's well done, whcih a lot of the time it isn't. Well, a lot of the time nothing is well done, so I just kind of read it all, laugh at the badfic and enjoy the rare good fics.

Evil Martha was hilarious. Like she irrationally hated the Doctor so she sold him out to UNIT (who also irrationally hated him) and eventually Jack like shot her int he head. It was awesomely bad.

Chuck Bass LOOKS like a wifebeater. I've always thought so.

LIRL I DON"T KNOW EITHER. She made him too wimpy, he was sympathetic(ish) with his subtle tortured past, then she beat us over the head with it and I was forced to laugh at him.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

A lot of the time angst is just like....ficcy masturbation.

LIRL JACK SHOT HER IN THE HEAD THAT IS WEIRDLY HILARIOUS

He does. His creepiness is part of the reason why he amuses me so.

I laughed at him. So so much.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I have no idea what you mean by that.

I think, I was kind of skimming and then I was like whoa she's DEAD wtf? He definitely shot her though, LIRL. Jack also tried to kill himself. OMG AND GWEN DIED. AND OWEN. Okay so that fic was a little awesome, despite how much it sucked.

His creepiness amuses me because everyone lurves him.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

LIRL it's like....idk how to even describe what I meant...bad angst is so like...gratituously bad that it seems appropriate to refer to it like that?

OMG GWEN DIES YESSSS. That makes it automatically 50% awesome.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

LIRL okay I kidn of understand

Omg it was awesome, Jack comes back to the Hub and MYSTERIOUS IMPOSING UNIT MEN who were probably dressed in black have Gwen by the throat and they're all OMG WHERE IS THE DOCTOR and Ianto cries is like I WILL NEVER TELL, PUT GWEN DOWN I HAVE A GUN BECAUSE ALL COFFEE BOYS CARRY GUNS and the UNIT dude is like NO I HAS A HOSTAGE U TELL ME so Ianto does, and then Unit guy is like THNX and snaps Gwen's neck anyawy. And then Ianto shoots him.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

THAT IS SO AWESOME

you see, torchwood fic can never be bad, because the source material is already bad. Thus, all Torchwood fic is automatically hilarious.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

This is true, I never thought of it that way, but that totallly makes sense. It's like Twilightfic, or the Twilight movie. It's just staying true to canon.

This fic had some added features of awesome, such as POORLY WRITTEN ~OMG SO TORTURED!~ Doctor, OWEN'S NEW LOVE INTEREST and OMG HTE DOCTOR DOESN'T LOVE ME Jack.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

Well, Twilight isnt hilarious enough to produce awesome badfic. It's just...bad.

I am almost tempted to go look for some Torchwood fic now...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

This place (http://www.whofic.com) is where I found the other ones. It seems to be the FF.net of Doctor Who fanfiction (which includes Torchwood)