[ SECRET POST #4930 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4930 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 40 secrets from Secret Submission Post #706.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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01. https://i.imgur.com/sVQCA67.png

[(Anonymous)]

Idk about Mulaney but as far as Pink goes, IIRC she denied being bisexual because she doesn't like labels and did not/does not specifically identify as bisexual, and has said, quote, "never say never." So that's her identity or lack thereof in her own words

[(Anonymous)]

IIRC Mulaney has a whole bit about not being gay even though he reads as very gay

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it is hilarious. https://youtu.be/J8bxa1IfjNw

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'd seen a thing with Pink where she basically says, "It's like I should be a lesbian, but I'm not." I thought that was cool. I hadn't seen the thing with Mulaney until after I posted the secret. It's hilarious. :D

I do believe them both. My brain is still like, "Wait, really?" whenever I see video of them, though.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

I feel that Pink quote!

[(Anonymous)]

You know what, I've always kind of liked Pink but not enough to actively search stuff about her. But these sentences of hers describe me... better than I ever managed to. That was actually very comforting to know. Thank you!

[(Anonymous)]

Mulaney just doesn't like toxic masculinity.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, my dad is the biggest feminist I know and cannot stand toxic masculinity. I know several guys who don't like toxic masculinity. That doesn't result in them having mannerisms that ping a lot of people as gay.

Which is not to say I don't believe John Mulaney is straight. But I don't believe him not liking toxic masculinity has much to do with why he pings as gay for a lot of people.

[(Anonymous)]

I know you acknowledge this, but yeah, you should believe people are what they say they are. If this kind of speculation or doubt would be inappropriate regarding a person who has said they are not straight, then it's inappropriate here too. Especially when, as noted above, these are people who actively speak out against rigid and/or toxic gender norms.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe that's why I said it in the secret. Maybe that's why it's a secret. *eyeroll*

[(Anonymous)]

What's the point of posting a secret if you're going to get mad at people who agree with you that your attitude makes no sense?

[(Anonymous)]

"What's the point of getting mad at a secret when you come here knowing these things are secret" is about about 100% more logical a question.

[(Anonymous)]

"I know you acknowledge this, but..."

... but you're going to take OP to task for something they've already acknowledged in the secret itself? Why?

[(Anonymous)]

Because it bears repeating?

[(Anonymous)]

No?

OP clearly knows.

What's repeating it gonna do?

They gonna know harder, now?

[(Anonymous)]

I hope John Mulaney finds this secret and laughs hard at it.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Presuming he would find it funny and not hurtful, yeah, absolutely. :D

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

da

Why would he be genuinely laughing at your secret? I'm sure countless people have brought this up to him at this point and he's just sick of it. He's be laughing at your secret but not in a good way

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, okay, I see now. What you were actually saying was: "I don't like your secret so I'm gonna be snarky about it but in a weird way that makes no sense." Gotcha.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

da = different anon (ayrt = anon you're replying to)

Cause I think you failed to get that.

[(Anonymous)]

That’s kind of weird, op, but okay.