[ SECRET POST #4935 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4935 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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03. [SPOILERS for Hogwarts school of prayer and miracles]



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04. [SPOILERS for Dark]



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05. [SPOILERS for Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni]
[WARNING for discussion of eating disorders]



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06. [WARNING for discussion of suicide]



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07. [WARNING for discussion of pedophilia]



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08. [WARNING for discussion of underage noncon]




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09. [WARNING for discussion of transphobia, bullying]



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10. [WARNING for discussion of transphobia]


















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #706.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

DA - most of the latter half of the series can be boiled down to... prehistoric couple tours prehistoric Europe, domesticating animals and inventing pretty much everything between bouts of enthusiastic, if surprisingly vanilla, sex. Also, sometimes there's a culture clash and sometimes they get high and have prophetic dreams.

[tabaqui]

Right? I read it first when i was a very young teen, and even then, the sex was really...underwhelming.

INVENTED ALL THE THINGS!

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently, foreplay had also just been invented.

[tabaqui]

*snerk*
And didn't they invent 'missionary' style sex and/or the blowjob?
Something.....

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt - Ayla invented the bra!

[tabaqui]

Yes! Because she had boobs, unlike the poor, boob-free clan women.....

[(Anonymous)]

Ayla+Jondalar, the OG Mary Sue/Gary Stu

[tabaqui]

Because he is SO AMAZINGLY HUGE and her VELVETY FOLDS are the only FOLDS that will actually accommodate him!!

Jayzus, that shite had me rolling my 13-year-old eyes so hard.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget how it was always capitalized: Pleasures. Jondalar gave her Pleasures, LOL...

[tabaqui]

*dies*
Omg, yes, the capital P.
And Jondalar (which name always makes me think of a penis. Not like - he's a dick, but a slang word for penis) panting after his de-virginizer 'red foot' woman like some kind of creepy stalker....

[(Anonymous)]

Auel got enough mileage out of the "Jondalar and his Tool" thing to make me wonder if she was 13 when she came up with it.

[tabaqui]

Oh, man, probably. Which...yay? But please - evolve past that when you write the great Prehistoric novel.