[ SECRET POST #709 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #709 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 17 pages, 416 secrets from Secret Submission Post #102.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: 174

[haunter]

i'm too emotionally unavailable to admit i love you back, but i'm always up for some buttfucking. buttfucking provides me with physical comfort as a substitute for the emotional comfort i secretly crave.

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

If I were a more self-aware and introspective man, I'd say that what you just said was pretty accurate, only I don't just buttfuck, I also like to sleep with women, because sex provides the physical intimacy as a weak substitute for the emotional and spiritual intimacy I crave but am too emotionally burnt out to pursue.

But I'm not self-aware and introspective, so I'll just tell you to shut the fuck up.

*lights up a cigarette*

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

But Even and I are healing you! We're providing you with the emotional comfort you need! We give you the family you never had!

I love you Kage and I would totally do you if I weren't ten years old. I mean I do get pretty hot when I grow up.

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

It's true, you are, but I'm still too scared to accept the emotional comfort/healing offered because I'm convinced both of you will leave once we reach the Golden Shore.

And you do get pretty fuckin' smokin' when you grow up. Aren't you promised to B anyways?

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

Did you miss the part where Even and I join crew after wasting our time on the Shore for 9 years? Damn, Kage, read the OOC comm.

Well—yeah, but he died, I'd be all over you. I've got multiple personality disorder, remember?

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

I read the OOC comm, motherfucker. Zeshat in a tidepool, I can read y'know. Fuck. Joining crew pretty much made me th'happiest motherfucker around.

Aw, shit, he died? Some folks lucky, some folks ain't.

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

You can read? What with being a savage douchebag and all, I never woulda thought. Hey, out of curiosity, what size are my tits in nine years?

Fuck, I mean if he died. Fuck. Damn, don't scare me like that. Me and the mechanic are ment2b.

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

They're really nice. Not too big, but perfectly fuckin' formed, you know what I mean? B's a lucky fuckin' mechanic.

You an' the mechanic are totally soulmates or some shit. I don't fuckin' know.

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

...

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Oh come the fuck on.

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

We fucked on a tree, never in one, though...

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

oh sorry

*

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Can you get rid of the sparkly fag shit?

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck this, I'm outta here.

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

but i love you

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

BUT KAGE YOU'RE MY MOMMY NOW

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Have some more tequila, kiddo. C'mere.

[lilyground.livejournal.com]

:D