[ SECRET POST #4979 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4979 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Jurassic Park]


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[Jeon Somi]


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04.
[Wynonna Earp]


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05.
[The Untamed]


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06.
[Brian Molko of Placebo + Jay Leno = Noel Fielding]


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[The Untamed]






















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 33 secrets from Secret Submission Post #713.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

One Genie Wish

[(Anonymous)]

Lost in a vast desert, alone and having been without food or water for days, you eventually chance upon a magical lamp and the genie inside will grant you any one wish: what do you wish for?

Re: One Genie Wish

[(Anonymous)]

For the power of Q from Star Trek.

Re: One Genie Wish

[11thmirror]

The power to teleport (including knowing how to use said power without ending up inside a wall or some shit)

Re: One Genie Wish

[(Anonymous)]

Best answer. Gets you out of the immediate problem and secures your future as a world-class bank robber/escape artist/traveler.

Re: One Genie Wish

[philstar22]

I agree. Would also allow me to travel anywhere for free and without flying, which is my number one phobia. So it would basically be the perfect wish for me.

Re: One Genie Wish

[(Anonymous)]

unlimited wishes

Re: One Genie Wish

[(Anonymous)]

My answer is always gonna be the same: to be able to do anything that's got a "re" suffix.

So, restore health, repair damage caused by exposure, starvation, and dehydration, relocate a gallon of gatorade, five gallon jugs of drinking water, one of those popup sun shade tents, a change of clothes, a full claw foot bathtub, a table, utensils, sliced watermelon, a big salad, a veggie pizza, an ice cream sundae, a washcloth, soap, and shampoo to my side.

Chug gatorade and eat watermelon in the tub under the sunshade, scrub myself clean, change into clean clothes, eat dinner, and, assuming I have one with me, repair and recharge my cell phone. Relocate myself home, text friends, relatives, and boss with "not dead, just got back from being lost in desert," check on my pets which I hope someone was looking after, and collapse on the couch.

After a nap, figure the best way to mitigate any damage caused by my absence, using my new powers, and then get to work fixing societal problems by relocating oil spills to the mansions of fossil fuel magnates and similar stuff.

Re: One Genie Wish

[(Anonymous)]

*prefix, not suffix

Re: One Genie Wish

[caecilia]

to be a disco queen

Re: One Genie Wish

[(Anonymous)]

World peace.