[ SECRET POST #5005 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5005 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #716.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You don't think it's a problem if a character doesn't sound anything like themselves? You don't think it might be a little off-putting to read:
"Cor blimy!" exclaimed Captain America. "I was down the chippy, and you wouldn't credit it, but they were out of dead horse!"
Iron Man looked up from his chip butty. "Wot? You're having a lend of me."

[(Anonymous)]

Different anon

At that point I would honestly be more intrigued to learn more about the writer's speech habits than anything (provided the story itself is good), than be bothered about it.

[(Anonymous)]

I would read this, please write more.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, sorry, I've basically run myself out of Cockney rhyming slang already. Um...

Captain America said nothing more, but headed off up the apples. Iron Man, on his tod, considered heading down the frog to the pub, but before he could in came General Ross! Ross was a right Berk, well known for his loaf being firmly embedded in his Khyber, and he had a right derry on Iron Man's china the Hulk. He took a quick butcher's around the room, managing to notice a lack of 8-foot-tall green men, and rounded on Iron Man.
"Where the bloody blue blazes is he?"
"You're all het up, Ross - have a Rosie, have a Vera, I'll call up a sherbert-"
"Listen, sunshine, I don't have to take this from an iron like you!"

[(Anonymous)]

This is fantastic but lordie I do not understand some of this slang. :')

[(Anonymous)]

Captain America said nothing more, but headed off up the [stairs]. Iron Man, on his [own], considered heading down the [road] to the pub, but before he could in came General Ross! Ross was a right [cunt], well known for his [head] being firmly embedded in his [arse], and he had a right [grudge against] Iron Man's [friend] the Hulk. He took a quick [look] around the room, managing to notice a lack of 8-foot-tall green men, and rounded on Iron Man.
"Where the [fuck] is he?"
"You're [upset], Ross - have a [cup of tea], have a [gin], I'll call up a [taxi cab]-"
"Listen, [person I dislike], I don't have to take this from [a homosexual] like you!"

I think that covers all of it!

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Bless you anon lol you the best