[ SECRET POST #5006 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5006 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

Such as? Name me one pairing (a moderately popular pairing where I can find fic) between adults where there is over a foot difference between their heights. Please. I'm being honest, I would really like to know.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I'd like to know too because the only ships I could think of involving pronounced size difference (that didn't involve monsters and was strictly related to humans) was Game of Thrones related.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

Ah. Yeah, not that much of a difference, I was thinking of less...drastic size differences.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

Less than a foot and it's not exactly a kink, is it?

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT--not necessarily. Kinks don't have to be extreme to be kinks.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

Heavily seconding this. I love size difference/height difference with my ships and fine it super hot, but I've never had a ship where the characters had more than a 10" height difference.

My current OTP is technically only an inch or two apart in height, but I'm super into height difference, so I tend to tweak it so that the taller one is like 5"10" or 5'11" instead of 5'8", and the shorter one is like 5'5" instead of 5'7". (Yes, a lot of people hate stuff like this. I am aware. I do what I want.)

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

Not over a foot, granted, but man, shout out to the hotness that was the Mulder/Scully height difference.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mUzjfDBMF0U/ViEpsmF_OGI/AAAAAAAABBo/WWwkC2FpuhE/s1600/mulder%2Band%2Bscully%2Bpilot.png

I'm not disagreeing with you, though, you're entirely right. Massive height differences are hard to come by.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

Miles and Ekaterin Vorkosigan. Gomez and Morticia Addams. Lots of my ships, but idk if they count because I'm into Beauty and the Beast and monsterfucking stuff.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

Gomez and Morticia Addams is the best hetero relationship ever depicted on television and no one can change my mind.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[greghousesgf]

you are correct.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

I like Miles and Ekaterin but I don't feel horny about them, and there is exactly one (1) Miles/Ekaterin fic rated E on AO3.
I also really like Gomez and Morticia, they're a great couple, but I'm a 90s kid so I think of them by their live action versions, who don't have much of a height difference at all.
I do like some monsterfucking stuff.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

See, I can't imagine being so desperate for height difference smut that I would read child/adult fic. And I don't actually hate teen/adult fic; it's not my thing so much anymore, but as a teen I read a lot of it. I fantasized about sex as a teen, mostly about sex with adults. I never did as a prepubescent kid. I knew what sex was; I just didn't care about it at all.

I guess maybe try fandoms with characters that look like kids but aren't? The 500 year old vampire who was turned at 8 kind of thing? Or, idk, there must be dwarf or hobbit/human or elf smut galore in LoTR, right?

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

that kink is a great reason to get into One Piece. Genuine adults with several feet in height difference. 15 foot tall 40 year olds easily shippable with adults anywhere from 6 feet to 12. You wanna go real nuts you can ship 30 foot Kaidou with anyone you want. He'd wreck 95% of the other characters and have fun doing it.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

SA - actually, I just remembered some I like: Doomfist or Reinhardt with Zenyatta or Lucio.

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

At least a foot difference:
Jane Foster/Thor (MCU)
Eric Northman/Sookie Stackhouse (True Blood)
Ichabod Crane/Abbie Mills (Sleepy Hollow)
Various pairings (Tolkien)

Almost a foot:
Logan/Rogue (X-Men)

Over half a foot
Gabriel/Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams (Hawaii Five-0)

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

Chris Hemsworth is 6'2", Natalie Portman is 5'3"
Tom Mison is 6'1", Lyndie Greenwood is 5'5"
Alexander Skarsgård is 6'4", Anna Paquin is 5'4"

Congrats! You were right about one!

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[lemonskye]

Abbie was Nicole Beharie (who is 5'1"), not Lyndie Greenwood (who played her sister Jenny).

Re: Controversial Unpopular Opinions?

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt
Nicole Beharie (who is 5'1") played Abbie. And according to IMDb, Chris Hemsworth is 6'2 3/4", and I rounded up. Obviously, 11 3/4 inches is nowhere near a foot, my apologies. I see how when picturing the two together, that quarter inch has a real impact on your enjoyment of the size difference.