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⌈ Secret Post #5052 ⌋

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Comments

Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

I've been thinking about this ever since that recent secret about nudity in The Outlaw King. I was kind of surprised that some people thought Florence Pugh's breasts were average. Really? I'm scared to think about mine, then!

So who's got an amazing rack, in your opinion? Why do you think it's amazing?

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Kevin Sorbo’s back in the 90’s. Ah, live action bara titties. Glorious.

As far as women are concerned however, my idea of great boobs entails large nipples, which I find very feminine. Love big puffy pink nips. Not a lot of non-Hollywood types seem to have them though. They’re common in porn though.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

SA
Bleh, I mean, not a lot of Hollywood types do, in my experience. Not sure why my brain added ‘non’.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

I think Kat Dennings has amazing breasts. They may not be the biggest, but she has such a nice shoulder/bosom/waist ratio. If I had endless wishes from a genie I'd wish to look like her.

Salma Hayek had great cleavage but I'm always vaguely afraid she's going to stab me. Very intense vibes there.

Megan Fox has a nice figure all around, and I just think she's a nice young woman who's been treated badly by the industry.

Christina Hendriks. I am very weak to redheads.

I feel like a pervert for putting this much thought into it, but eh.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Christina's titties are fake though.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

I seriously doubt they're fake. They're totally proportionate to the rest of her body. Not to be mean but her head is the only part of her body that is out of proportion.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

If you saw her breasts when she modelled in the late '90s, you'd be able to tell they're fake now. She was never as big as she is now.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Pro tip - Breasts can grow and change shape after puberty for a number of natural reasons. I've always been a C-cup since 13-14 years old. As soon as I hit 30 my body completely changed shaped, my thighs grew wider, my shoulders grew wider and my breasts are now DD-cup.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt - didn't ask, don't care ♥

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Kat Dennings is like next level. I find her so so sexy.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Adam Driver and Jamie Lee Curtis (who had my bisexual self feeling some kinda way in Trading Places).

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Have you seen Jamie Lee in Perfect, where she plays the aerobics instructor?

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Lizzy Caplan has the nicest breasts I've ever seen, for my personal preferences. On the small side of medium, forward-facing, with small, perfectly centered nipples. I'm so freaking jealous.

Slightly bigger in 2008: http://scandalplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Lizzy-nude.jpg

Slightly smaller in 2014: https://celebjihad.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/t_lizzy_caplan_nude_masters_of_sex2-310x310.jpg

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, those are the ones I would ask a genie to have. I bet bras fit her perfectly OFF THE RACK.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Me. And I'm only half-joking -- I'm a D-cup, and there's a little bit of sag, but for the most part they still stay up well. They're also symmetrical, there's no veins close to the surface, and my waist is defined enough that I can get an hourglass figure going if I try. (I don't usually try. I'm lazy.)

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

I think smaller breasts are much more attractive but the conventional wisdom is that "amazing rack" = big, hence Florence Pugh's are average.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Actually they don't need to be that big, they just need to be proportionally bigger than average for on an otherwise slender figure. And not be sagging or look overly fake.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Rachel Brosnahan, based on when she drops her gown in Mrs. Maisel.

Re: Best breasts?

[philstar22]

Bridget Reagan. Haven't seen her full breasts as far as I know, but her cleavage on Legend of the Seeker is amazing.

Re: Best breasts?

[(Anonymous)]

Katherine Tate, at least in some few years old photoshoot/event. I don't normally think about celeb boobies that much but those photos haunt me, in a positive way.