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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2020-11-07 03:15 pm

[ SECRET POST #5055 ]


⌈ Secret Post #5055 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2020-11-07 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
When I first saw someone mention that I thought it was a joke. Oh how sadly mistaken I was. D: D:
sabotabby: (lolmarx)

[personal profile] sabotabby 2020-11-07 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Same.

Chapter 119

(Anonymous) 2020-11-07 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Warning: graphic use of a sword hilt going where no sword hilt should go

https://exiledrebelsscanlations.com/gdc-chapter-119/

Re: Chapter 119

(Anonymous) 2020-11-07 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
ngl that's actually pretty hot

Re: Chapter 119

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
... the part where he shoves it up his ass without lube, or the part where his partner just yanks it out?

(Anonymous) 2020-11-07 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What Chapter 119?

I do my best to pretend that there isn't such a thing because a sword is not a fucking sex toy and I can't believe how often I've said that in my life. It's almost as bad as the first sex scene in Scum Villain, which is saying a lot.

Poor Bichen. It deserved better.

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
All I can think of is how fancy and decorated those pommels are and just...ouch.

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
never mind...how are you going to clean it??

though yeah the decoration and even just looking at that photo I'm like...oh god there's no amount of lube in the universe that will allow that pommel to be comfortable, let alone erotic....

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
DA

I mean you'll be cleaning off a lot bodily fluids anyways, including some of the more... uh, viscous ones, every time you use it. So typical sword cleaning should probably cover it.

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, the sword's pommel doesn't usually get so drenched in...stuff...in battle. Most of it is going to end up on the blade and maybe the guard--if sword grips/hilts/pommels regularly got that gross, they wouldn't be that decorative in the first place, because they'd be a giant pain in the ass.

That being said, maybe canon-novel-Bichen isn't so fancy, I don't know. Might be more, uh, palatable?

da

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I skimmed through the linked chapter up there...it explicitly described Bichen as having lots of carvings, etc. So no, I don't think it's any less fancy.

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I think you'd want to employ a small brush just to be sure you've scrubbed all the fecal matter out of the raised metalwork. You know. For sanitary reasons.

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Might need to soak it for a while.

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm kinda amused I keep seeing people complain about this so much because it's one of my kinks. I should read the chapter already.

(Anonymous) 2020-11-08 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I mean I kinda agree. Maybe not that specific sword given the pointy bits, but a sword hilt/sheath is not the strangest/worst object insertion I've seen by far.