[ SECRET POST #5058 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5058 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Great British Bake off, series 11]


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03.
[Marvel, SamBucky]


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04.
[Doctor Who]


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05.
[Rebecca]


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06.
[Gargoyles]


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07.
[Yuppie Psycho]


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08.
[Star Trek: Discovery]


















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 15 secrets from Secret Submission Post #724.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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General comments:

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[(Anonymous)]

The smuttiest thing you ever wrote - post a link and description below!

[philstar22]

A good majority of what I write is smut. I guess I'd say the smuttiest maybe would be Melkor's Golden Dragon. I think it is also my fic with the most kudos.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5937772

Pairing is Melkor/Sauron. The prompt was gift. I wrote it after being inspired by the picture of a really interesting cock ring. Basically, Sauron is his own present that he presents to Melkor.

[omg_wtf_yeah]

I figure it's this one:

Sorry Wrong Number
It's SGA/McShep. Description: When John, an IT guy, mistakenly answers a client's phone at the Dream Boys phone sex hotline, he isn't expecting the things coming out of Rodney's mouth to turn him on like they do. But since they do, maybe Rodney doesn't need to know that John doesn't technically work there if it means Rodney keeps it up.

I've written some pretty smutty ones, though.

[(Anonymous)]

I wrote a Jafar/Aladdin fic. Warning for consent issues, though.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23831470

[(Anonymous)]

This just made me realize that I've never written anything smutty in the two decades I've been writing fic.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd rather not traumatize the comm.

[(Anonymous)]

The ONLY smut I ever wrote,

Leave-Taking: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20645978
Vampire AU Yu-gi-oh! Puzzleshipping. Vampire/thrall, blood-drinking, BDSM etc.

[(Anonymous)]

origific posted on ao3, consistently in my top 5 kudosed, utter maledom trash

people saying they don't want trash are total liars

fuck this whole decade

[(Anonymous)]

I think I’ve written badfic parody smut once, but usually I tend to skip the coitus and get straight down to the “Honey, I’m pregnant.” “What? But we’re both male! And you’re a robot!”

...I rarely write anything serious.

[(Anonymous)]

"James Bond has to undergo an initiation ritual in order to infiltrate a secret society. He will need to hide just how excited he is about it."
warning, noncon/dubcon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25743406

[(Anonymous)]

Smutfic for Cullen from Dragon Age that builds on his doomed crush for the female mage warden, set during his captivity by the Desire Demon in Origins.
Creepy indulgent possession-based smut with voyeurism, requited-unrequited love and hopeless longing. My first ever smutfic and I'm kinda proud of it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26375656

[(Anonymous)]

My sanders sides Virgil/Remus puppet porn fic~

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25456747

[catdetective]

I could not begin to figure out the smuttiest thing I've ever written... I've written things that FEEL incredibly smutty to me despite containing less sex than other things... and I write a lot of kinks, some by prompt/request and some just to check it off the big list of kinks and say 'yeah, I've written that'. No idea how to quantify the smuttiest...

Christmas Lists

[(Anonymous)]

Whatcha want for Christmas this year?

I really need a new coat, preferably a long peacoat and preferably a red or yellow one.

Re: Christmas Lists

[(Anonymous)]

I am begging my girlfriend for a kittem but I don't want to buy one - I want to rescue one.

Re: Christmas Lists

[(Anonymous)]

I'd really dig some thigh-high boots

Re: Christmas Lists

[philstar22]

There were a few books on my list. Other than that, don't really have a list honestly. We're going pretty small this year because money is tight.

Biden winning is the biggest present anyway.

Re: Christmas Lists

[(Anonymous)]

A combo gym/pool membership! Or maybe just a new pair of boots, mine are getting a bit worn.

Re: Christmas Lists

[kallanda_lee]

A nice dinner with...someone at least.

I've been looking at an anatomic heart pendant, so I might ask for that.

[(Anonymous)]

What was the best cartoon from your generation? What generation are you?

Good news thread

[(Anonymous)]

I wanna know what's going right for you right now! What's some good news?

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Games thread!