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[ SECRET POST #729 ]

⌈ Secret Post #729 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 19 pages, 459 secrets from Secret Submission Post #105.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ], [ 1 2 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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LOL no, I didn't make it myself. It's ~*~srs artwork~*~ that was posted on

deancastiel and I could not stop LOLing when I saw it. The original is bigger, and thus, even more hilarious (http://pics.livejournal.com/linda92595/pic/0000se6z). This is what you miss out on when you neglect to keep up with the comm - that, and the non-con. XD

... castiel!rape or dean!rape? ):

Well, the very best example is a fic where Dean rapes Castiel and then, because of a passage in Deuteronomy that says that a man who rapes a woman must marry her, then owns him as a possession. And it was treated as ~*~epic romance~*~, like, isn't it so lovely that Dean finally has someone all to himself? Buuut besides that example, there's a surprising amount of dub-con and romance rape, mostly where Dean is like "Uh, Castiel? What are you doing? Stop. STOP!" and Castiel is like "O HAI MY COCK FELL INTO YOUR ASS SOMEHOW" and then Dean ends up enjoying it and they fall in love. Oh, fandom.

... what. ohgod i lol'd @ "isn't it so lovely" fskjdhfs.

fsdkfks dub-con like that is strange enough as it is but adding ANGEL FUCKING (or... well... angel-fucking-someone-fucking) into it.

god it's a good thing i only read fic i find in people's delicious bookmarks. ||||:

I'm gonna link you to the fic. Badfic is full of lulz, and this one is especially headdesk worthy. And the comments ~~make me cry~~ are similarly loltastic.

http://community.livejournal.com/deancastiel/23773.html#cutid1

fsdkfks dub-con like that is strange enough as it is but adding ANGEL FUCKING

Yeah, that's what gets me about it, too! Castiel is an angel, and he's not a Uriel-type angel, he's nice, and he thinks people are works of art, and he respects Dean, and he is not a rapist. What. It's just, when someone says hey, don't sex me, you'd think he'd listen.

Also, slight blasphemy,

... SLIGHT??? oh sorry i was under the impression that RAPING AN ANGEL WAS DEFINITIVE BLASPHEMY.

and i'm still only just getting through it, but how the hell is this fic so crappy when the author actually has a decent grasp of the mechanics of writing? )8 THAT'S THE MOST HEARTBREAKING PART OF IT.

yeah where in castiel's character bio does it say anything about "prone to raping people instead of smiting them". i mean the whole "I CAN PUT YOU BACK IN" thing was a little epic but - does that translate to "I WILL RAPE YOU INTO SUBMISSION DEAN WINCHESTER"? |||: i was kind of under the impression that if dean/castiel ever actually happened it'd be an accident on both of their parts and it'd have *BAD* consequences and fksdjfs NO RAPE.

~~also are you on my flist anon, you should be on my flist.~~

RAPING AN ANGEL WAS DEFINITIVE BLASPHEMY.

lol no, it's in the Bible that the only thing Dean has to do to rectify the mistake is "marry" Castiel and accept him as his possession! *facepalm* I want a fic remix of this, from IC!Castiel's point of view. "I just got raped by Dean Winchester, and now I have to become his slave so he can be forgiven. Fuck y'all, I'm falling."

THAT'S THE MOST HEARTBREAKING PART OF IT.

No. The most heartbreaking part is the sequels.

"I WILL RAPE YOU INTO SUBMISSION DEAN WINCHESTER"? |||:

ROFL YES. "This is your problem, Dean. You have no faith. Luckily, I have it on good authority that faith can be buttraped into a person, so please hold still while I smite your pants off."

I am not on your flist but we're both fellow citizens of

mishaland, and we have spoken before. lol you may not know who I am, but I know you. *is mysterious*

Anyway, I'll go ahead and friend you nao.

SEE man the bible is full of crazy.

fskdjfhs WAIT. THERE ARE SEQUELS? |||: ohgod should i read them;;; i'm almost done with part two fskjdhf aaaaaaa.

now if that were really on authority, maybe i could be okay with it. cas smiting pants off might be as sexy as making people fall asleep with his hand is. C:

AWESOME. /friends back

LOTS of sequels. In which Castiel assures Dean that he's perfectly happy being his slave, Sam has very reasonable doubts and is treated like a crazy person, Dean finally realizes that maybe this is bad and frees Castiel, only Cas stays. *facepalm* I...

Nothing is as sexy as the fingers-to-forehead. Only now I'm thinking that maybe he only developed that maneuver because good date rape drugs are too hard to obtain...

AKFJHSJDHS SKFJHSDKSJHDS I AM ON THE FIRST INSTANCE WHERE SAM IS BEING REASONABLE AND DEAN IS ALL "AAAA HE WAS RIGHT HE'S A SPOILED BRAT WEEP WEEP I DESERVE THIS" fkdshfd aaaaaaaaaaa this fic is so, so wrong and not even in good ways /WEEP. i don't want to read past empire ksjdhfsd AAAAAAAA. |||:

god that really is hot. fksdjfh HAHA except hasn't he only used his fingers-to-forehead to wake up dean. I THINK IT'S TO PUT SAM OUT FOR WHEN HE NEEDS TO ASS-SMITE DEAN AND HE WAS JUST PRACTICING THEN.

[de-anoning because whatever]

I was there when the very first part was posted and I watched in growing horror as the sequels piled up, one after another after another... and really, you must read ALL of them, because the fail just keeps mounting.

except hasn't he only used his fingers-to-forehead to wake up dean.

What, no, he's used his fingers to knock Bobby out, send Dean into the past, and put Sam to sleep. We can only imagine he's used them for far dirtier things as well. ("Really, Castiel," Uriel sighs, "you don't know where those hands have been.")

I think Castiel has ~*~complex schemes~*~ for ass-raping Dean. Like, falsify some demonic signs in a town, and once the Winchesters get there, lay a trail of clues that will lead them inside an old mining shaft, then separate the brothers with a collapse of the tunnel roof, knocking Dean out at that precise moment so he thinks he was hit by a rock, then BUTTRAEP WHILE HE'S UNCONSCIOUS and then Castiel can save both the Winchesters and be their hero. XD

IDK I'M TRYING TO RESIST. i might though.

fkdjsfhs OH YEAH poor bobby i forgot that. and dean into the past, yeah - NO I MEANT LIKE he's never used them on DEAN to put him to sleep (except he woke up in the past so idk) so i was like "MAYBE IT'S NOT IN PLACE OF DATE RAEP DRUGS" basically

ohgod that's fucking complicated as hell. BUT DEAN WOULD NEVER KNOW - aside from being sore i imagine BUT HEY, CAS COULD HEAL THAT TOO I'M SURE. ||:

(god why am i cementing my trip to hell.)

It's my job to make people read badfic. A friend of mine had to leave the computer to wash her hands because she felt ~*~violated~*~ after I made her read a fic in which Adam teaches Sylar how to rape Claire (you watch Heroes, right?). My proudest moment. So yes, READ THE SEQUELS, BITCH.

NO I MEANT LIKE he's never used them on DEAN to put him to sleep

Okay true. Then maybe they are the fingers of leave no evidence, you know, putting everyone else around to sleep and such. After all, we never saw the end of the conversation between Castiel and Dean in 4x01. I bet he raeped him while Bobby was still out.

LOL YES I BET CASTIEL HEALS DEAN'S ASS AND TAKES AWAY HIS MEMORIES AFTER EVERY RAEP. Poor Dean has been rehymenated so much.

... i do but don't show me that fic, please. ;; fksjdhfsd.

KSJHDS HE PROBABLY DID. DEAN'S BEEN RAPED BY AN ANGEL SINCE THEIR FIRST MEETING;;;;

~~bet that confuses sam a lot - i mean what, incest~~

Oh, I wouldn't want to scar you (that's a lie, I love scarring people). It's srsly freaky. I recall there being... piercings. And then there were strings threaded through the piercings and used to suspend Claire while Sylar... I'm gonna stop now.

The real plot of this season is Dean working through his raep issues with Castiel. It's all in the subtext, bb. XD

LOLOLOL Sam. "Um Dean, did you know you had a second handprint, um..."

.......... ~~do you have AIM because i have something you'd love to hear~~

dafjshdkf YES. DEAN WORKING THROUGH HIS RAEP ISSUES WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT OF COURSE.

"oh what? i figured that was from you. DEMON POWERS AND ALL" jk

~~I'd prefer not to get on AIM right now, because I'm working on essays in between comments and if I log onto AIM I'll never get off (lol dirty). Can you PM me?~~

LOL and it's complicated by the fact that in every episode Castiel's appeared in so far, he's raeped him again. 4x02, over, or possibly in, the kitchen sink, 4x03, over the hood of the past!not!Impala, or maybe a threesome with his grandfather's dead YED-possessed body (the YED and Castiel, buddies in raep), and in 4x07, on the park bench, in full view of a legion of awed children and shocked mothers, and in 4x10, to thank him for saving him from Alastair, with the very crowbar that Dean used. :D

Now I'm convinced that Sam is so jealous of Castiel, he's going to develop his demon powers for the sole purpose of being able to give Dean his OWN handprint. That's the real reason Castiel wants Sam to stop using his powers (the long, dark road leads to incest, Cas). There should be a Sam/Dean, Castiel/Dean vid set to "The Boy Is Mine".

~~SURE~~

and in 4x10, to thank him for saving him from Alastair, with the very crowbar that Dean used. :D

OH MY GOD. kfjdshfkjsdhfjksdh MENTAL IMAGERY AAAA DNW OR MAYBE DO BUT IDK

AND YES. that's clearly why sam has been developing his demon powers! at first it was to beat lilith but now it's about groping dean and leaving permanent scars.

I'm just curious which END of the crowbar.

Sam should go all Antichristy and he and Castiel should duke it out over Dean using their AWESOME POWERS. It would the most amazing fight ever and it would level the whole of the West Coast. And Dean would just be like "BE CAREFUL SAMMY! BE CAREFUL CAS! OHGOD I'M SO CONFUSED."

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Oh... dear god. I don't... I just... I.... *dies*

I love how they halfheartedly tried to erase Anna, and then just gave up. No one, I mean NO ONE is going to notice the random hair and bits of person floating around Castiel's head, right? Ohhhh my god this might have to be my desktop.

*sings* It had to be you... It had to be you, wonderful you. Your secrets are always my favorite.

You know you're right, I'm going to have to keep an eye out for gems like this. And that non-con, so romantic. Whenever someone forces sex on me in real life, I know it's true love. And then I start to like it. And then I become his property like God wants me to.

. No one, I mean NO ONE is going to notice the random hair and bits of person floating around Castiel's head, right?

Yes, exactly. And the way that Castiel looks like a paper cutout of himself, one which was soaked in water, crumpled up, and then baked dry in direct sunlight. Actually, that image is hilarious. Dean keeping this battered, life-size Castiel paper doll (with holes in appropriate places!) so he can drape it over whatever woman he's picked up for the night. Anna must have been like, "Huh?" It explains EVERYTHING.

Whenever someone forces sex on me in real life, I know it's true love. And then I start to like it. And then I become his property like God wants me to.

*nods* When I say "No" it means "Try harder" or occasionally "Cum all over my face, stud!" I've become the property of like ten guys already! Thank you, divine law!

Dean keeping this battered, life-size Castiel paper doll (with holes in appropriate places!) so he can drape it over whatever woman he's picked up for the night. Anna must have been like, "Huh?" It explains EVERYTHING.

OMFG YES. XDDD

When I say "No" it means "Try harder" or occasionally "Cum all over my face, stud!" I've become the property of like ten guys already!

I'm so proud of you, bb. I'm sure God is proud of you too.

You should draw that picture, bb. It would be so goddamn epic.

God luvs me. I know because of the raep.

Uh... I might, actually? xD

Jesus raeps me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong.

O_O

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT - I mean, I am completely impartial. *shifty eyes*

*CHOKES and DIES*

Jesus raeps the little children,
All the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
All are sexay in his sight,
Jesus raeps the little children of the world.

Wikipedia informs me that there is a politically correct version of the classic children's prayer (lololol). I have adjusted it for truthiness.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord, my soul to keep;
Raep and fuck me through the night
and suck me with the morning's light

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