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⌈ Secret Post #5097 ⌋

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Re: Your Favorite Shitty Media

[philstar22]

Pompeii (movie). I have no illusions about this being a good movie. But volcano plus swords plus sexy Romans? Sign me up.

Pretty much every single Scifi channel dragon-themed movie. Also the Eragon movie. And every other shitty movie ever with dragons. Give me dragons and I'm happy. I'm easy to please.

Porn parodies of nerdy things I like. In no way remotely good. But add actual on screen sex to fun scifi or fantasy things and I'm there regardless. Some are better than others in terms of either production quality or how hot the sex is. But I watch them all at least once.

I enjoy Queen of the Damned almost entirely for Stuart Townsend as a ridiculously sexy Lestat. Half the time or more I watch it I watch it on mute and just watch him. His look is pretty close to my headcanon look of Sauron's fair form during the 1st/2nd ages (him in this and Cody Fern in AHS:Apocalypse are the two ones I think are closest). And he's just really hot. Worth watching an awful movie. And parts of the movie are fun, honestly.

I watch all the Jurassic movies, including Jurassic Park III, which is the worst and not a good movie. But it is still fun.

The first three Underworld movies. Nothing to write home about, have a lot of issues, but a lot of fun anyway.

And here's the thing for me. Movies and tv are mostly an escape for me. I won't most of the time watch things just to watch them if I'm not going to enjoy them, even if they are critically acclaimed movies. On the other hand, if a movie is straight up fun for me, I don't care what others think about it.

there are quite a few others that some would argue are low quality, like John Carter, Warcraft, and the two Huntsmen movies, but I firmly believe those movies are at least decent.