fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #004 ]

[ SECRET POST #004 ]

⌈ Secret Post #004 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 page, 045 secrets from Secret Submission Post #001.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Wednesday, 10 January 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[Picture is a black and white photograph of a bride and a groom holding hands.]

I wish more fan authors and artists and roleplayers would realize that love, sex, and romance aren't the ends of the world. Friendship, action, and adventure exist too!

I'm writing a "detective mystery" fic right now. [cat/mischievous/playful face emoticon]

[Picture is various screen-captures from the anime "Eyeshield 21".]

I hate football but I can't get enough of this show.

[Picture is a promotional image of the cartoon "Batman Beyond" / "Batman of the Future". It shows the teenager Terry McGinnis wearing the Batman suit, making a sort of leaning forward to do battle pose, with the grim face of an older Bruce Wayne faded in the background. There is a pattern of circuits all over the background, and a bright light emanating from just below Terry's face.]

I miss this show so much.

[Secret 4 is missing, but from the comments, it was about someone dying their hair a silver color because of the character Gin Ichimaru from the anime/manga "Bleach".]

warning for joking wishes of violence

[Picture is a drawing of Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki, from the anime and manga "Naruto". They are two young men with light skin, Sasuke with short black hair, and Naruto with short blond hair and whisker marks on his cheeks. They are naked and kissing.]

I wish I could show all these stupid narusasu sasunaru PAIRING NAZIS that there are other ways for two guys to have sex besides LOL PENIZ GOES IN TEH BUTTZ

...show them with a bat to the FACE.

Do some goddamned research if you love them so much.

warning for drug use

[Picture is a black and white photograph of someone snorting cocaine up through their nose.]

I'd like to stage an intervention for some of my friends.

[Picture is a screen-capture of the virtual pets website "Neopets".]

I'm addicted.

[Picture is a poster of the movie "V For Vendetta". It says "Freedom! Forever!" and the two main characters, "V", as portrayed by Hugo Weaving, a man wearing a black cloak, black hat, white "Guy Fawkes" mask and holding up a knife with the blade pointing down, and Evey Hammond, as portrayed by Natalie Portman, a woman who has shaved her head and is looking at something grimly.]

The title of this should have been "O for Overrated".

[Picture is Hiruma Yoichi from the anime "Eyeshield 21". He is a young man with light skin and short spiky blond hair. He is wearing a red American football uniform. He is making a deranged smile and doing a sort of action move. There is the subtitle "YA-HA!"]

I don't just WANT you, I want to BE you. Hiruma Youichi is my hero. [heart emoticon]

[Picture is two promotional images of the cast from the movie adaptation of the fantasy book "Eragon".]

I think that this is hands-down the worst written book I've ever read. Why was it even published? And Hollywood must be getting desperate if they chose this out of a million better ideas to make a movie of.

[Picture is the "peace" symbol. It's like a stick-figure chicken claw inside a circle.]

I wish people would stop letting fandom ruin friendships. (Seriously, guys, it's not that important.)

[Secret 12 is missing. Going from a comment, it might have been about roleplayers acting creepy or something along those lines?]

[Picture is a bunch of black rectangular outlines overlapping each other, all slightly rotated, making a neat criss-cross effect all around the border of the picture. There is a white background, and the text is in the middle.]

A lot of my "fandom friends" are closer to me than the "real life" ones. And I don't care. [excited smile emoticon]

I like them better anyway.

[Picture is a color drawing of an anime-style girl with light skin, long blond hair, blue eyes, and wearing a silver and blue dress (sort of like a cleaning maid uniform?) with a matching frilly headband thing. There are the words "Mary Sue" beneath her. She looks shy and innocent. She is holding something with her hands, but her hand is blocking the object and it goes below the edge of the picture.]

When I was in high school, some friends and I used to write self-insert Gundam Wing fics via passing notes. When they started writing smut, I would try to steer them back to what semblance of plot we had, completely embarrassed and scared that a teacher would find them and read them aloud.

The secret is that they both wrote completely awful smut. And I was too nice to tell them. I should have.

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[ SECRET POST #004 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Fandom; love, sex and romance

Secret 2 - Eyeshield 21 (anime), American football (sport)

Secret 3 - Batman Beyond, Batman of the Future (animated series)

Secret 4 - Bleach (anime, manga)

Secret 5 - Naruto (manga, anime) (warning for joking wishes of violence)

Secret 6 - Addiction to fandom? (warning for drug use)

Secret 7 - Neopets (virtual pets website)

Secret 8 - V for Vendetta (film)

Secret 9 - Eyeshield 21 (anime)

Secret 10 - Eragon (book and film)

Secret 11 - Fandom ruining friendships

Secret 12 - Roleplaying?

Secret 13 - Fandom friends vs real life friends

Secret 14 - Gundam Wing (anime), self-insert fanfiction, smut